Wednesday, March 31, 2004
CHI KO PA!!!!!!!!
i was playing chikopa with me palzy n i was chikopa queen until kozzy beat me...5-7...i think she noes me too wel...dat is bad...i beta keep some secrets from her....hmmm...den wen for the darn-ded story-telling comp...arh...y de hell did it haf to be in chronological order...made michelle so nervous...but its ok...its not easy...i liked the the duck who did not like rain, prince cinders and little red riding hood!!she was so hilarious...like i threw the scooter away cus it was lousy...lol...i was so happy....hated story of all time...eh hem....it shud be quite ob....wad is her prob...if she is dat desperate den...jus sae dun... haf to like sae oh....my classmates cudnt find me so they send the other ger up...oh W lor....just W lar...ying liao lor...big fat liar!!!she shud learn from me lar...tell more REALISTIC LIES!!! wad kind of fake lie was dat...nobody....nada...zilo ppl was luking for u...liar...liar...liar...den of all things you had to like plead and barge ur way thru de comp....desporado!!!!and you had to drag michelle in into ur damn fool-proof plan....W...W....both hands raised up...W....you totally are the queen of spoiling n everything...u totally r invincible man...so..u lied ur way thru...sae wad there was miscomm...among de class and mrs wong wen she clearly stated it was michelle not u.....i think is more like u r miscommunicating with urself lor...wow...how do u do that...deluding urself...so you went up...told ur ever so wondeful, exciting,un-monotonuos story...great...den i was like fiddiling my shoolace wen i saw de back half of the class was hanging dere heads in shame....we became desporados over a minute...WOW!! that is like woo hoo man...i transfered over to 1d1 today...nice class...den i followed n told the other ppl...n not b4 long...everyone was hanging their heads in shame...yay!!united man!!! n in de end she lost act not happily ever after...yay.....she jus had to do it...JuS HAD TO!!!den yen saw chinchow n she pinch me until my skin peel....fffffffffffuuuuuu.....dgecake...must u b so enthu...lac lar...den my fav sign n word wad WWWWadeva!!!shall go now...n bathe....
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004
i hate jap.....forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
my jap teacher sux lar...he sux more than a straw....i was telling him dat i haf comp. to go...so i cant go for 1...onli 1 jap class.den he was all ji dong den he started naggin at my ears like it is my fault like dat....he probably never went for a comp. b4...because i bet he is like jack of all trades...master of none....nada...dats y i dun think he noes how is it like...useless fool....hate him forever....den he was like diaoing me den i diao him back...idiot lar...my fault like dat...den he said he was going to gif me a bif fat huge enormous gigantic huge-a-mon-g-o-u-s 000000000...great lar...wadeva...wadeva....wadeva...W sign....show de whole world man...wadeva...cbb with u....fail den fail lar....haiyar!!!den today cassandes was like so freaking me out....she was telling dionne that you should count yourself lucky that its not the 12th storey if not we must suck u up from a straw...i was like....3 lines 3 lines...den wen dionne told me she lost 1 kg...she cut in n sae...good for you...den i was like more n more lines...i was like wads with her....actually i am like supa scared of her...i always freeze when i see her...cus i veh scared that she will like come n touch me...gtg n vent my anger on a popcorn....hate jap teacher!!!!!!
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Sunday, March 28, 2004
so tiring...went for shopping spree(i saw gay)
joanne...stop calling me chicken lor...i am not a chicken lor...went to royal sporting house to buy nike bag...i bought lotr buk at POPular...and i saw a gay...he was wearing a tight shirt...den he pierced one of his ear...den he was with another guy...then suddenly walked up to another guy then he said sumthing like i help u wipe...den he started dusting his chest in a very gay way...i was lyk ewwwwwwwwwww....then i had goose pimples..standing up straighter then i stand wen i sing de national anthem...i was lyk gross la...so i was lyk...wads wif de gayish behaviour...nvm...den later i went to a shop...den i walked past a dustbin...den suddenly it opened den i was lyk...woa...i didnt touch anything...den i was lyk...how de hell did the thing open without me touching it...so i walked away quickly....den later i stood at the side n observed the bin...den a guy walk past den the thing open...den i was lyk coooooool......den later i act nonchalant, innocent n blur n walk past the bin....den it opened again...wow...it was A AUTOMATIC BIN so i walked past it lyk a thousand times...den it opened n close agin...i was lyk hafing so much fun...until i realized....the cashier was luking at me angrily...den i act innocent then walked away....den went to cold storage...at the cashier was lyk a lady with long hair....swiped her hair to the back n i was standin at the back den later...her hair got caught in my eyes...i had no idea how it got in..i was wearing specs...hello? how did the hair get it? den i was lyk ouch....ew.....get ur hair outta my eyes lar ...so dats was al...n sumone stole away my maxi cab...idiot....bb...gotta go pop popcorn....
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Saturday, March 27, 2004
i lead a boring life....
mrs cowell...i am sori lar....i didn mean to take de piece of paper from ur wallet..sorri lar....dun be angry...ok anyway...i drawed like 4 of the sketches for the glass jars....still got 1 more...i was suppose to sleep....but cudnt...so come here to blog lor...sun bian find some nicer looking henna designs for my art....saw ripley's believe it or not today....here's a question...which museum doesnt exist? mustard?lighter?or pretzel....the answer is pretzel...actually have one but due to poor attendance then close down liao...but they cannot say it nvr exist right? got exist before so counted rite...anyway...hu in de right mind wud wanna c a museum full of pretzel stuff? n how many can there be? maybe they have like pretzel underwear n stuff lyk dat....i dunno lar...went to strumez today...played a veh fast song...n i would haf to sing it next week....now i m lyk half mute due to the consistent shouting at the tt tournament....now dionne sure is gonna bully me....just great....sore throat....pain...dying....joanne....y u luk so sad?i noe chinchow doesnt tok to u...but if u want i can take a peek at my sis's hp for her number lar...u dun so sad leh...n rachel...dun tink i cant guan ni jus cus i m not sitting near u ok? dun forget...i am jillian goh de irritant...so u beta hand in ur work on time...ahahaha....i am self amusing myself again...i wish i cud stop doing it but i just simply cant...there is nothin nothin absolutely nothing to do n i m dying of boredom...tv shows suc n cds i hear more than lyk a thousand ova times....oh no...i remember i haf to luk for english vocab....oh drn...nvm 40 only veh fast one rite? actually no....self sonsolation....haiya...wad de heck...i m feeling so pathetic...i m going to the temple sch on monday for tt tournament...playing against temperate deciduous or is it coniferous school...its evergreen sec....wad a name....so gotta go n do me eng hw....bb....
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Friday, March 26, 2004
quarter of a moon sch sux....to the core of an apple....lame...
ok...now i shall tell everyone a joke....does hu noe....dun diss me thank u....here goes....one day pretty n nice quarter of a moon sch ger, pretty dez and pretty and slim cumarmar were walking down a street...the three of them saw a 50 dollar note...hu will pick it up?? guess....guess....guessing...guesssssiiin....the answer is pretty dez....not cus she is greedy lar ok....n not cus she is poor....dun follow yen lin...its cus...PRETTY quarter of a moon sch gerl and SKINNY and PRETTY cumarmar....doesn't exist.....ahahaha...ok fine....i am sure u r not laughin....fine...i amid i m self-amusing....ok...we lost to one sch....by such a close score lor....i think is closer then ur fingers to ur legs...fine dat is not even close....but is was so close 2-3 leh...wad de *toooooooooooooooooot*irritants....nvm...its ok...yen pls do not spoil our webpage design....u are lyk fiddiling wif de mouse for no reason....ok....i still think i am amusing myself....i shall go...no one to tok to tonite...dionne n charms went to blardy netball camp...haiya.....bored....
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Wednesday, March 24, 2004
the four-legged creature....interesting
today...went for tournament....went to yen's crush fav sch....it luked exactly lyk a temple....wow....interesting....it luked jus lyk one...jus lyk how yen luks lyk a pig....ahaha...didn c de avocado....we won...yay....den we did the t.t cheer in ultra....supa low voice...it sounded so farny....imagine lyk peter steven or john steven cheering....dat is so cool right...den i was lyk lol so loudly...i dun think i ever lol so loud b4...went back to sch...we won by the way....as usual...lyk how yen shudders wen she sees eh...hem....so....i saw the 4 legged creature...she was behaving weirdly...acting lyk a referee for the rong kind...wad de....wads wif de insultin....we were chewing on popcorn cornels n spitting it out as far as i could....today...went to pasar malam...saw 2 ppl...one gud one not so gud....gud=weijia....but i dun tink she luked happi...i think lyk im her jinx or something rite? wads wif de wahlauing wen she saw me lor? den i was walking home...den i saw the 4 legged creature....she was wearing black shirt and black pants...perfect match man....she shud lyk be fashion consultant for britney spears....ahhh....ok...gtg n do somthing else....bb
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Sunday, March 21, 2004
school is re-opening....NoooooNoooo
i dun wan sch to re-open can it re-open den re-close again...i counted leh...haf to torture youreself for 49....49...not 4.9 school days before the june hols cum leh....wad de *tooooooooooot*....sumore the 49 doesn't include sats n suns leh...wow...suns....cute...anyway....den i haf to go for jap aka the torture chamber...i really hate, detest, dislike, don't like going there....luvky got daphne n june dere...if not i die eh...i dun wan....i dun wan to go for jap.....help!!! i shall quit atfa this year....oh no...fogot about sumthing else...need to run 12.....12 rounds leh...wad de....i dun wan....miss ng la....all her fault....sch sux forever....how? can napfa faster cum n faster go anot??? drag for so long....purpurly one rite...one to torture us only....fine...wadeva....i dun lyk de thought of having to wake up at 6 and sleeping at 11 evryday...it scares me....n i hate de feeling of having to force ur eyeballs to open even though u r died exhausted....oh no...no no...i hate it...oh no...but....luckily....oh no...dere is nothing to feel optimistic about....shit.....shit....shitt....oh no....there is!!! tournament=leave class earlier=miss lotsa periods...YAY!!!oh no its also = no time to study=fail tests=be condemned forever=n nvr cum alive again....oh no....great....so deres nothing gud....great...can't i get any happier....ok...i gtg eat me porridge...its turning cold....bad sign....soz renee..u r right utt doesn't suck...he jus suck big time....*evil laugh for a few hours*....
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Saturday, March 20, 2004
hey mama.....
its de song me listening to now....so bored...no one to tok to....dionne beta thank you me ar you....i help u do ur blog links.....thank me....oh yeah thank me....thank u thank u....but i do quite little onli lar....dun complain....i annonce ur blog password den u noe ar....went for scrabble comp.borring ar...de goodie bag sux lar....gif brand's essence of chicken....wad de toot.....i dun lyk lor...den gif wad chicken biboli or bibola or wad la...heck lar...den me tt teamates go n chew....chew leh on it.....gross lyk hell ar.....gross gross....den later dey spit it to the drain...digus-tingggggggggggg....anyway...learnt sumthing from suann "nobody loves me except fot the acacia tree"...is from the horrror show....cool....tried it on the seniors n dey gave me smalll eyes....fine....wadeva.....hass hole de guy in the comp. is not sexy not hot he is everything zax is no....whoaaaaa!!!!yay.....thank u.....anyway he is sec 4 .....n he is in : cedar boys.....lame.....gtg....must do hw....still haf leh....wad de.....oh me-nnnnnnnn...how?
art....stoopid art n utt lar....both stoopid one...ewww.
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Thursday, March 18, 2004
Interesting day...we had today
yen....great la....wen to accompany jo den leave me alone....so I followed dionne to tony's hse.... on the way there i saw jestyn in his car waving to us. i told dionne...no she jus simply refused to believe that i saw jestyn...so she said is a old granpa wave to me n want to seduce me....yup. veh farney ya...den suddenly saw a figure pop out in bright orange pants den he saw us, dash back in again....yup...weird...wen we went in....nobody turned up....jus great lar....ok....great....jestyn oso went so de four of us were lyk acting lyk statues n we were staring at a weird show on hbo...speaking some kind of weird afghanistan lang. but den it was still so quiet...den we started toking n tony wanted to luk at me wallet...saw de pix i tuk wif rachel and he was lyk wow...retard....cus we rote dat...yar....den he started laughing....den throughout the day we didn do anything...jus learnt lots about them and laughed ...jestyn luvs spongebob n pamela anderson...he is aka the LD guy....cus he is in debating....tony....doesnt noe wad a butch is, fascinted with the word urine and lizard and thinks everything he has is branded.dionne was walking around his hse n commenting on how his hse shud luk kyk n where shud he place de door n everything....den we realized sumthing else....if u sae jillion...means u r calling jillian n dionne at de same time....same for dillian( invented by tony) wadeva.....ok...so now i jus came back from his hse n posting....yupz...i gotta g2g....byezzz....horrible hass dong=yen.....
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Tuesday, March 16, 2004
Had fun lyk a gun under a nun(copyrighted from dionne)
ok....had lotsa fun....den stewpid dionne didn noe how to calll me wen she reached...jus knew ghow to act dumb only rite? den blame me sumore....den charms need me to pick her up sumore...i not ur maid leh...den later reach the mrt...went into white sands....saw janice n jillian yay!!!! saw dunman high bung boo!!! suai ar....i tink i step on shit or wad...see her.....ewwww....nvm...den dashed to the intechange....saw lotsa sexy backs of 6 love gals...den sarted hugging, kissing.smooching...no lar no lar...jus joking...6 love is anti-les.well maybe except for sinyee n louisa...ok...de bus came...hopped on de bus den dionne had to attract attention den a guy was lyk staring at her....sigh...so reached escape...ticketing counter....guy said....can scream...den we were lyk aHHHhHH...den minus $2.10 leh...wah!!! so cool...jus a slight vibration in ur throat then ok liao leh...den peach juice die die oso dun wan....c lar.....waste money only rite?
den came de sickening part....de lady...so idiot...made dionne, charmaine, sylviane n sumore pay as an adult leh...wad de hell....nobody want ar...next time....becum spinister ....its lyk less den a month lor....will die ar...idiot...so got our lockers den went to play cadbury....yay...dionne was lyk hollering lyk crazy...laughed my way thru de ride....nvr c anyone so scared b4...lol...den took almost all de rides dere....yay...den at panasonic....dionne jus had no choice but to show off her glowing neon lingerie...wad de...purposely wan de green striking shirt guy to c one rite...haiyo...so....yar.....got lots more happen but too lazy too write...go liao lar....read dionne's blog maybe she not as hardworking as me den lazy den type de whole story out lor...i dunno lar....bb
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Sunday, March 14, 2004
I hate Dionne!!! But someone disagress....oooo
ok...dionne wadeva lor...btw....wads wif de failing of the spelling lor??wad de hell lar...spell everything rongly....so mesmerized by legolas izit?Tell you ppl.....dionne will NEVER and when i say NEVER i mean never....she wun pay u a single dime for helping her put a tagboard...so dun listen to her crap....gandalf little ger....not gundof...wads wif de insulting of JRR tolkein lor....btw....u dun deserve all the labels....not even one.....hu sae i dun dare to change ur password?? u dare me sumore i type ur password on me bloggie...den u die eh...die little shrimp....die....so this is de me hate her part..wad about the disagreement?? definitely not any 6 love ger will be so blind and bad-tasted-fied rite?? so it goes to the guys in me church....dey are all crazy ova dionne....y?? not because she is pretty n cute lor....its cos she appeared on jobs for junior which is a big booboo....i was lyk loling away lyk a heyena....crazy.....so dionne....dont think that u so damn pretty ok...thank u....
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Saturday, March 13, 2004
tt training on friday
yesterdays tt training was so weird....i jus felt that sumthing was rong....lyk dere was sum prob going on....between...two...or rather 3 ppl...i feel so bad....for them....lyk...haiyo....i think there is sumthing rong wif the communication or understanding....haiyah...hope dey patch up asap....anyway....yen....u r one lucky gal....u haf finally got ur hands on the avocado....now u must get de juiceeee.....out of him.....u can do it.....dun lose to dat durian....anyway...going for guitar classes later on.....strumeeee strummeeee strum.....den going to suntec to the food n beverage festival...yay...food food.....yummilicious.....gonna eat the hell out of the exhibition...cant wait....den going to buy a new pair of earrings....if u guys notice....the earrings on my ear change once every one day...n they arent SYMMETRICAL!!!!dunno spell correctly anort....i wore my maids earrings....i wore reichieru's earring(rachel's jap name)....wore all de earrings i cud get me wonderful hands on...hee....gtg...byez....
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Thursday, March 11, 2004
Jap class sux...
jus came back from jap class....my ulcer is bleeeeeeeeding bleeeeeeeeding....so pain....but is i make it haf blood one lar....cus i was squeezing de hell out of it n even put a stick on it....*small eyes*...but i tink it shud be okie liao....i m lyk so bored...though i still got tons of hw....but i shall persevere...n survive...my comp got virus leh....dunno wad kind of shit one.....shall go check it out later,...i need to go connect me blog to other ppl's ones....i noe its link....jus followin dionne....she calls it connect....so....
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Sunday, March 07, 2004
Bought a new cd
yay.....went for a haircut n i luk weird....luk so dezarae....the hair the hair okok?? i didnt sae i luk lyk her....so stop puking into ur toilet bowls.....de hairstylist waxed my hair....its so hard now....ah....wads wif the wax?? nvm lar.....stoopid dionne rub salt into my wound....fine fine lar...ur hair veh long veh nice lar ok? rachie change ur blog skin ok? its gross....so go change it...if u change liao...tag me board....btw....i bought jolin's new album called chen bao....treasures of the ship?? i dunno lar...listening to toxic now.....feel so high-pitched...ok lar...i shall go n do smthing else....
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Friday, March 05, 2004
Special song for dionne!!
hihi....now i am in comp lab. dunno wad lar....the crush instructor is veh boring...ai yo....i rather the old one cum back....anywayz later got the puppy's lesson....den need to go for tt training....bored lar....i am lyk so dun wanna study anymore....can i lyk die or sumthing....got 8/10 for chem....ok lar.....but made stewwwwwwwwwwpid mistake *sings to gareth gates song*...maths was ok....beta den last time...maybe cus i can understand maths beta without seating sooooooooooo close to mojo jaja...maybe i haf a beta view at the back...lol...ok....go surf other webs liao.... 7 times a day i see -----i see ---- 7 times a day...its a joy to my eyes whenever i see -----7 times a day....
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Wednesday, March 31, 2004
CHI KO PA!!!!!!!!
i was playing chikopa with me palzy n i was chikopa queen until kozzy beat me...5-7...i think she noes me too wel...dat is bad...i beta keep some secrets from her....hmmm...den wen for the darn-ded story-telling comp...arh...y de hell did it haf to be in chronological order...made michelle so nervous...but its ok...its not easy...i liked the the duck who did not like rain, prince cinders and little red riding hood!!she was so hilarious...like i threw the scooter away cus it was lousy...lol...i was so happy....hated story of all time...eh hem....it shud be quite ob....wad is her prob...if she is dat desperate den...jus sae dun... haf to like sae oh....my classmates cudnt find me so they send the other ger up...oh W lor....just W lar...ying liao lor...big fat liar!!!she shud learn from me lar...tell more REALISTIC LIES!!! wad kind of fake lie was dat...nobody....nada...zilo ppl was luking for u...liar...liar...liar...den of all things you had to like plead and barge ur way thru de comp....desporado!!!!and you had to drag michelle in into ur damn fool-proof plan....W...W....both hands raised up...W....you totally are the queen of spoiling n everything...u totally r invincible man...so..u lied ur way thru...sae wad there was miscomm...among de class and mrs wong wen she clearly stated it was michelle not u.....i think is more like u r miscommunicating with urself lor...wow...how do u do that...deluding urself...so you went up...told ur ever so wondeful, exciting,un-monotonuos story...great...den i was like fiddiling my shoolace wen i saw de back half of the class was hanging dere heads in shame....we became desporados over a minute...WOW!! that is like woo hoo man...i transfered over to 1d1 today...nice class...den i followed n told the other ppl...n not b4 long...everyone was hanging their heads in shame...yay!!united man!!! n in de end she lost act not happily ever after...yay.....she jus had to do it...JuS HAD TO!!!den yen saw chinchow n she pinch me until my skin peel....fffffffffffuuuuuu.....dgecake...must u b so enthu...lac lar...den my fav sign n word wad WWWWadeva!!!shall go now...n bathe....
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Tuesday, March 30, 2004
i hate jap.....forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever
my jap teacher sux lar...he sux more than a straw....i was telling him dat i haf comp. to go...so i cant go for 1...onli 1 jap class.den he was all ji dong den he started naggin at my ears like it is my fault like dat....he probably never went for a comp. b4...because i bet he is like jack of all trades...master of none....nada...dats y i dun think he noes how is it like...useless fool....hate him forever....den he was like diaoing me den i diao him back...idiot lar...my fault like dat...den he said he was going to gif me a bif fat huge enormous gigantic huge-a-mon-g-o-u-s 000000000...great lar...wadeva...wadeva....wadeva...W sign....show de whole world man...wadeva...cbb with u....fail den fail lar....haiyar!!!den today cassandes was like so freaking me out....she was telling dionne that you should count yourself lucky that its not the 12th storey if not we must suck u up from a straw...i was like....3 lines 3 lines...den wen dionne told me she lost 1 kg...she cut in n sae...good for you...den i was like more n more lines...i was like wads with her....actually i am like supa scared of her...i always freeze when i see her...cus i veh scared that she will like come n touch me...gtg n vent my anger on a popcorn....hate jap teacher!!!!!!
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Sunday, March 28, 2004
so tiring...went for shopping spree(i saw gay)
joanne...stop calling me chicken lor...i am not a chicken lor...went to royal sporting house to buy nike bag...i bought lotr buk at POPular...and i saw a gay...he was wearing a tight shirt...den he pierced one of his ear...den he was with another guy...then suddenly walked up to another guy then he said sumthing like i help u wipe...den he started dusting his chest in a very gay way...i was lyk ewwwwwwwwwww....then i had goose pimples..standing up straighter then i stand wen i sing de national anthem...i was lyk gross la...so i was lyk...wads wif de gayish behaviour...nvm...den later i went to a shop...den i walked past a dustbin...den suddenly it opened den i was lyk...woa...i didnt touch anything...den i was lyk...how de hell did the thing open without me touching it...so i walked away quickly....den later i stood at the side n observed the bin...den a guy walk past den the thing open...den i was lyk coooooool......den later i act nonchalant, innocent n blur n walk past the bin....den it opened again...wow...it was A AUTOMATIC BIN so i walked past it lyk a thousand times...den it opened n close agin...i was lyk hafing so much fun...until i realized....the cashier was luking at me angrily...den i act innocent then walked away....den went to cold storage...at the cashier was lyk a lady with long hair....swiped her hair to the back n i was standin at the back den later...her hair got caught in my eyes...i had no idea how it got in..i was wearing specs...hello? how did the hair get it? den i was lyk ouch....ew.....get ur hair outta my eyes lar ...so dats was al...n sumone stole away my maxi cab...idiot....bb...gotta go pop popcorn....
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Saturday, March 27, 2004
i lead a boring life....
mrs cowell...i am sori lar....i didn mean to take de piece of paper from ur wallet..sorri lar....dun be angry...ok anyway...i drawed like 4 of the sketches for the glass jars....still got 1 more...i was suppose to sleep....but cudnt...so come here to blog lor...sun bian find some nicer looking henna designs for my art....saw ripley's believe it or not today....here's a question...which museum doesnt exist? mustard?lighter?or pretzel....the answer is pretzel...actually have one but due to poor attendance then close down liao...but they cannot say it nvr exist right? got exist before so counted rite...anyway...hu in de right mind wud wanna c a museum full of pretzel stuff? n how many can there be? maybe they have like pretzel underwear n stuff lyk dat....i dunno lar...went to strumez today...played a veh fast song...n i would haf to sing it next week....now i m lyk half mute due to the consistent shouting at the tt tournament....now dionne sure is gonna bully me....just great....sore throat....pain...dying....joanne....y u luk so sad?i noe chinchow doesnt tok to u...but if u want i can take a peek at my sis's hp for her number lar...u dun so sad leh...n rachel...dun tink i cant guan ni jus cus i m not sitting near u ok? dun forget...i am jillian goh de irritant...so u beta hand in ur work on time...ahahaha....i am self amusing myself again...i wish i cud stop doing it but i just simply cant...there is nothin nothin absolutely nothing to do n i m dying of boredom...tv shows suc n cds i hear more than lyk a thousand ova times....oh no...i remember i haf to luk for english vocab....oh drn...nvm 40 only veh fast one rite? actually no....self sonsolation....haiya...wad de heck...i m feeling so pathetic...i m going to the temple sch on monday for tt tournament...playing against temperate deciduous or is it coniferous school...its evergreen sec....wad a name....so gotta go n do me eng hw....bb....
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Friday, March 26, 2004
quarter of a moon sch sux....to the core of an apple....lame...
ok...now i shall tell everyone a joke....does hu noe....dun diss me thank u....here goes....one day pretty n nice quarter of a moon sch ger, pretty dez and pretty and slim cumarmar were walking down a street...the three of them saw a 50 dollar note...hu will pick it up?? guess....guess....guessing...guesssssiiin....the answer is pretty dez....not cus she is greedy lar ok....n not cus she is poor....dun follow yen lin...its cus...PRETTY quarter of a moon sch gerl and SKINNY and PRETTY cumarmar....doesn't exist.....ahahaha...ok fine....i am sure u r not laughin....fine...i amid i m self-amusing....ok...we lost to one sch....by such a close score lor....i think is closer then ur fingers to ur legs...fine dat is not even close....but is was so close 2-3 leh...wad de *toooooooooooooooooot*irritants....nvm...its ok...yen pls do not spoil our webpage design....u are lyk fiddiling wif de mouse for no reason....ok....i still think i am amusing myself....i shall go...no one to tok to tonite...dionne n charms went to blardy netball camp...haiya.....bored....
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Wednesday, March 24, 2004
the four-legged creature....interesting
today...went for tournament....went to yen's crush fav sch....it luked exactly lyk a temple....wow....interesting....it luked jus lyk one...jus lyk how yen luks lyk a pig....ahaha...didn c de avocado....we won...yay....den we did the t.t cheer in ultra....supa low voice...it sounded so farny....imagine lyk peter steven or john steven cheering....dat is so cool right...den i was lyk lol so loudly...i dun think i ever lol so loud b4...went back to sch...we won by the way....as usual...lyk how yen shudders wen she sees eh...hem....so....i saw the 4 legged creature...she was behaving weirdly...acting lyk a referee for the rong kind...wad de....wads wif de insultin....we were chewing on popcorn cornels n spitting it out as far as i could....today...went to pasar malam...saw 2 ppl...one gud one not so gud....gud=weijia....but i dun tink she luked happi...i think lyk im her jinx or something rite? wads wif de wahlauing wen she saw me lor? den i was walking home...den i saw the 4 legged creature....she was wearing black shirt and black pants...perfect match man....she shud lyk be fashion consultant for britney spears....ahhh....ok...gtg n do somthing else....bb
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Sunday, March 21, 2004
school is re-opening....NoooooNoooo
i dun wan sch to re-open can it re-open den re-close again...i counted leh...haf to torture youreself for 49....49...not 4.9 school days before the june hols cum leh....wad de *tooooooooooot*....sumore the 49 doesn't include sats n suns leh...wow...suns....cute...anyway....den i haf to go for jap aka the torture chamber...i really hate, detest, dislike, don't like going there....luvky got daphne n june dere...if not i die eh...i dun wan....i dun wan to go for jap.....help!!! i shall quit atfa this year....oh no...fogot about sumthing else...need to run 12.....12 rounds leh...wad de....i dun wan....miss ng la....all her fault....sch sux forever....how? can napfa faster cum n faster go anot??? drag for so long....purpurly one rite...one to torture us only....fine...wadeva....i dun lyk de thought of having to wake up at 6 and sleeping at 11 evryday...it scares me....n i hate de feeling of having to force ur eyeballs to open even though u r died exhausted....oh no...no no...i hate it...oh no...but....luckily....oh no...dere is nothing to feel optimistic about....shit.....shit....shitt....oh no....there is!!! tournament=leave class earlier=miss lotsa periods...YAY!!!oh no its also = no time to study=fail tests=be condemned forever=n nvr cum alive again....oh no....great....so deres nothing gud....great...can't i get any happier....ok...i gtg eat me porridge...its turning cold....bad sign....soz renee..u r right utt doesn't suck...he jus suck big time....*evil laugh for a few hours*....
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Saturday, March 20, 2004
hey mama.....
its de song me listening to now....so bored...no one to tok to....dionne beta thank you me ar you....i help u do ur blog links.....thank me....oh yeah thank me....thank u thank u....but i do quite little onli lar....dun complain....i annonce ur blog password den u noe ar....went for scrabble comp.borring ar...de goodie bag sux lar....gif brand's essence of chicken....wad de toot.....i dun lyk lor...den gif wad chicken biboli or bibola or wad la...heck lar...den me tt teamates go n chew....chew leh on it.....gross lyk hell ar.....gross gross....den later dey spit it to the drain...digus-tingggggggggggg....anyway...learnt sumthing from suann "nobody loves me except fot the acacia tree"...is from the horrror show....cool....tried it on the seniors n dey gave me smalll eyes....fine....wadeva.....hass hole de guy in the comp. is not sexy not hot he is everything zax is no....whoaaaaa!!!!yay.....thank u.....anyway he is sec 4 .....n he is in : cedar boys.....lame.....gtg....must do hw....still haf leh....wad de.....oh me-nnnnnnnn...how?
art....stoopid art n utt lar....both stoopid one...ewww.
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Thursday, March 18, 2004
Interesting day...we had today
yen....great la....wen to accompany jo den leave me alone....so I followed dionne to tony's hse.... on the way there i saw jestyn in his car waving to us. i told dionne...no she jus simply refused to believe that i saw jestyn...so she said is a old granpa wave to me n want to seduce me....yup. veh farney ya...den suddenly saw a figure pop out in bright orange pants den he saw us, dash back in again....yup...weird...wen we went in....nobody turned up....jus great lar....ok....great....jestyn oso went so de four of us were lyk acting lyk statues n we were staring at a weird show on hbo...speaking some kind of weird afghanistan lang. but den it was still so quiet...den we started toking n tony wanted to luk at me wallet...saw de pix i tuk wif rachel and he was lyk wow...retard....cus we rote dat...yar....den he started laughing....den throughout the day we didn do anything...jus learnt lots about them and laughed ...jestyn luvs spongebob n pamela anderson...he is aka the LD guy....cus he is in debating....tony....doesnt noe wad a butch is, fascinted with the word urine and lizard and thinks everything he has is branded.dionne was walking around his hse n commenting on how his hse shud luk kyk n where shud he place de door n everything....den we realized sumthing else....if u sae jillion...means u r calling jillian n dionne at de same time....same for dillian( invented by tony) wadeva.....ok...so now i jus came back from his hse n posting....yupz...i gotta g2g....byezzz....horrible hass dong=yen.....
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Tuesday, March 16, 2004
Had fun lyk a gun under a nun(copyrighted from dionne)
ok....had lotsa fun....den stewpid dionne didn noe how to calll me wen she reached...jus knew ghow to act dumb only rite? den blame me sumore....den charms need me to pick her up sumore...i not ur maid leh...den later reach the mrt...went into white sands....saw janice n jillian yay!!!! saw dunman high bung boo!!! suai ar....i tink i step on shit or wad...see her.....ewwww....nvm...den dashed to the intechange....saw lotsa sexy backs of 6 love gals...den sarted hugging, kissing.smooching...no lar no lar...jus joking...6 love is anti-les.well maybe except for sinyee n louisa...ok...de bus came...hopped on de bus den dionne had to attract attention den a guy was lyk staring at her....sigh...so reached escape...ticketing counter....guy said....can scream...den we were lyk aHHHhHH...den minus $2.10 leh...wah!!! so cool...jus a slight vibration in ur throat then ok liao leh...den peach juice die die oso dun wan....c lar.....waste money only rite?
den came de sickening part....de lady...so idiot...made dionne, charmaine, sylviane n sumore pay as an adult leh...wad de hell....nobody want ar...next time....becum spinister ....its lyk less den a month lor....will die ar...idiot...so got our lockers den went to play cadbury....yay...dionne was lyk hollering lyk crazy...laughed my way thru de ride....nvr c anyone so scared b4...lol...den took almost all de rides dere....yay...den at panasonic....dionne jus had no choice but to show off her glowing neon lingerie...wad de...purposely wan de green striking shirt guy to c one rite...haiyo...so....yar.....got lots more happen but too lazy too write...go liao lar....read dionne's blog maybe she not as hardworking as me den lazy den type de whole story out lor...i dunno lar....bb
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Sunday, March 14, 2004
I hate Dionne!!! But someone disagress....oooo
ok...dionne wadeva lor...btw....wads wif de failing of the spelling lor??wad de hell lar...spell everything rongly....so mesmerized by legolas izit?Tell you ppl.....dionne will NEVER and when i say NEVER i mean never....she wun pay u a single dime for helping her put a tagboard...so dun listen to her crap....gandalf little ger....not gundof...wads wif de insulting of JRR tolkein lor....btw....u dun deserve all the labels....not even one.....hu sae i dun dare to change ur password?? u dare me sumore i type ur password on me bloggie...den u die eh...die little shrimp....die....so this is de me hate her part..wad about the disagreement?? definitely not any 6 love ger will be so blind and bad-tasted-fied rite?? so it goes to the guys in me church....dey are all crazy ova dionne....y?? not because she is pretty n cute lor....its cos she appeared on jobs for junior which is a big booboo....i was lyk loling away lyk a heyena....crazy.....so dionne....dont think that u so damn pretty ok...thank u....
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Saturday, March 13, 2004
tt training on friday
yesterdays tt training was so weird....i jus felt that sumthing was rong....lyk dere was sum prob going on....between...two...or rather 3 ppl...i feel so bad....for them....lyk...haiyo....i think there is sumthing rong wif the communication or understanding....haiyah...hope dey patch up asap....anyway....yen....u r one lucky gal....u haf finally got ur hands on the avocado....now u must get de juiceeee.....out of him.....u can do it.....dun lose to dat durian....anyway...going for guitar classes later on.....strumeeee strummeeee strum.....den going to suntec to the food n beverage festival...yay...food food.....yummilicious.....gonna eat the hell out of the exhibition...cant wait....den going to buy a new pair of earrings....if u guys notice....the earrings on my ear change once every one day...n they arent SYMMETRICAL!!!!dunno spell correctly anort....i wore my maids earrings....i wore reichieru's earring(rachel's jap name)....wore all de earrings i cud get me wonderful hands on...hee....gtg...byez....
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Thursday, March 11, 2004
Jap class sux...
jus came back from jap class....my ulcer is bleeeeeeeeding bleeeeeeeeding....so pain....but is i make it haf blood one lar....cus i was squeezing de hell out of it n even put a stick on it....*small eyes*...but i tink it shud be okie liao....i m lyk so bored...though i still got tons of hw....but i shall persevere...n survive...my comp got virus leh....dunno wad kind of shit one.....shall go check it out later,...i need to go connect me blog to other ppl's ones....i noe its link....jus followin dionne....she calls it connect....so....
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Sunday, March 07, 2004
Bought a new cd
yay.....went for a haircut n i luk weird....luk so dezarae....the hair the hair okok?? i didnt sae i luk lyk her....so stop puking into ur toilet bowls.....de hairstylist waxed my hair....its so hard now....ah....wads wif the wax?? nvm lar.....stoopid dionne rub salt into my wound....fine fine lar...ur hair veh long veh nice lar ok? rachie change ur blog skin ok? its gross....so go change it...if u change liao...tag me board....btw....i bought jolin's new album called chen bao....treasures of the ship?? i dunno lar...listening to toxic now.....feel so high-pitched...ok lar...i shall go n do smthing else....
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Friday, March 05, 2004
Special song for dionne!!
hihi....now i am in comp lab. dunno wad lar....the crush instructor is veh boring...ai yo....i rather the old one cum back....anywayz later got the puppy's lesson....den need to go for tt training....bored lar....i am lyk so dun wanna study anymore....can i lyk die or sumthing....got 8/10 for chem....ok lar.....but made stewwwwwwwwwwpid mistake *sings to gareth gates song*...maths was ok....beta den last time...maybe cus i can understand maths beta without seating sooooooooooo close to mojo jaja...maybe i haf a beta view at the back...lol...ok....go surf other webs liao.... 7 times a day i see -----i see ---- 7 times a day...its a joy to my eyes whenever i see -----7 times a day....
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