Sunday, April 25, 2004
me blogging cus me is bored...
okay...i just finished me hw....well not everything...i havent study maps for geog yet cus they make me nauseated....nalah...not true....okay so now like dionne has changed her current crush status to someone else....but i cant tell if not she is so gonna kill me n heck me into a thousand pieces kinda thing...aha....dionne guess what i grow 2.5 cm i m now 157.5 m...aha....just 2.5 cm more b4 i reach me lifetern goal...yupz....cant wait....gonna drown myself in milk...or maybe ask me sis n maid to one pull my legs one pull my hand....traditional method....but dionne if u r desperate i mean u can always try it...okay so today at church sumthing ultra hilarious happened...dionne n me were like walking on our wayout of church den suddnly hilary's bro was chasing hilary then dionne was like oh, look at hilary run...den later at that same second hilary fell and she did a split den one of her shoe slipped of n it flung into the air halfway across de canteen den dionne was like oh....den i was like OH....cus is like i m owing cus is like her shoe is like halfway flunged across the canteen wad....den dionne oh cus she did a split...den dionne ar sae i veh mean laugh at her...i was not laughing at her i was just highly amused by the fact that her shoe cud fly so far only wad...wahliao...is more like her lor....den nvm...so dat day wen janice n dionne was at my house we were crapping around and then we invented alot of songs bout netball...farney like xiao.........gtg....bb
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Friday, April 23, 2004
janice n charmaine is ruining my house...
i realise that we luk really alike from the back...esp when we stand together in sch u wif our bags...dere was dis aunty she was like wah...ni men san bao tai ar....den she tapped charmaine on her back...den she said that me n charmaine luked really alike n she tot that we were twins...isnt that fascinating....i mean..nvm...but i dun get y she is so enthu bout twins...i mean twins are like not veh uncommon that u must be so enthu bout it rite?yupz...gtg 4 now...b4 charms n jan pull my house down!!!
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Sunday, April 18, 2004
just came back from church....
okay...first of all...thanks for the comments...ya i think de pix takes too long to load...anyway i went to 5566's concert yesterday...ARGH!!!!!!!!!!nice like xiao....first k one performed...they perform i think 2 songs n one dance performance....waste precious america time onli lah...nobody cum to see them one lor...den later had lotsa fun...xiezhi came out in bikini n dance YMCA...ahahaha....nice like xiao....den hor....dere is this gerl...hu won de laptop that 5566 gave out to those hardworking n smart pupils...den xiezhi call this at home den dis gerl n sae um...hello ni hao, wo shi 5566 de xiezhi...n u noe wad the gerl said?she said....orh....orh....just a orh...wad u mean by orh?hello?it is like 5566 calling u n u onli sae orh?arh!!!!!!!!nvm bout that...so is like r n b n t-rush oso went....the concert was veh gud....veh hilarious....oka so today at church rite....i made alot of discoveries...sharks die once they stop moving n giant squids are like giant...there is such a word called yoked n bee-bop...hmm...vierd....okay....lan po lao shi oso appeared in the concert...omg....cool man...
i dun get it...if sharks r rellie like that den dey play AEIOU not confirm lose like siao since they cant stop moving...den i tink dey haf like permenant ecstsy in dere body so they r like highly active but they wun die of dehydration cus its like...yar...u shud noe y....okay...bout giant squids...r u sure there r giant squids? i dun think there is u noe....is there...nvm...i shall find out n post on my blog...den it will turn into an educational blog...hmmm...borrrring....gtg...find out bout giant squids n sharks....
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Friday, April 16, 2004
i changed my skin again.
i love this skin like siao....tag on my board n sae if its nice ok?i love it like crazy i think like it is like supa nice lor...acting thick skin about it...anyway...we got an A for IT...we were the only group...yay yay and more yay....okaY...but the shamini guy is so irritating....so wads her prob...wads rong wif de colour scheme wif everyones elses...meanie pants...den she say like our class is like a bunch of computer illeterates like that...whatever...den she was like scolding ppl for surfing...its cus her lesson is too boring and she doesn't really teach....she doesn't really help us too...so its like....not our fault kinda thing...okay....so like yen saw chinchow twice today n she went absolutely nuts...she blushed n blushed squealed like a pig that was being tortured n like needed serious fanning....she was like oh my gosh oh my gosh like wads wif it?den today rite...in the 53 bus ar...me dionne forest n yenlin was like standing near de door...de part without handles...den later ar....wen de bus was like turning or breaking dey will like wah...den grab me....grab me...i noe i veh skinny rite...oso veh flat but not until like pole rite....den dey pull me i pull wad...okay forget about that...den i tried to pull dionne den she almost fell but she grabbed an imaginary handle...she was like clenching her fist like she was holding some kind of handle...so ferny...ai yarh...regretted not pushing her down...mauahhahaha....ok....bb
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Wednesday, April 14, 2004
i got white hair!!!
i jus declared i got white hair....everyone doesnt seem to know....but 1a2 ppl all noe lar...n dey are like so enthu bout the plucking of it lor...my hair is not a weed nor is it a flower...u dun like orhhh i like...den u just pull or tug it out of my scalp...dat is like gross and PAIN!!! okae...moving on...i was like supa rude to my jap teacher...he was like taking attendance angrily and unhappily...he read our names so fast...he was like mary-san john-san leonardo-san leonard-san...wahlau veh fast lor...yar n de big prob wif my jap class hor...is like our name all sound de same like one is jeanette den another is janet den one is jillian den one is gideon one is nicole one is nicholas one is leonard one is leonardo...den got alot same name one lor...den he read got no L one lor all sounds like enien...den wen he saes that all of us will be like huh? hu u callin...yup den later he sae my name jillian-san so i said ha-ik den i raise my hand...he blind cum deaf cannot see and hear he sae louder JiLlIaN-SaN so i did de same now louder...he still cannot c and hear...so he got veh irritated...den he sae veh loud n angrily JILLIAN-SAN...den i rush to the lang centre from my competition so i still veh "loud" den i dunno wad happen i shouted veh loud back and rudely HAIK!!!!!n den...everyone stared....yay....attention seeker...den i was so embarrased but it felt good man....he is so irritating....den later yupz...nothing much...du not pinch me yen...if u ever do it again...um.....if u ever....ever...ever....i will just pinch u back...ahahaha...lame....
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Sunday, April 11, 2004
yen...help!!!
ok...i changed my blogskin finally...ok...guess what? it is still pink..well is not my fault that i am like so attracted to such a feminine and beautiful colour just like me rite?ahahaha...so is like this one ok rite? ok fine...maybe it sux...but heck lar...there is sumthing rong my music is not cuming out...of the speakers and the tagboard is like so sardine-fied arhhh....yen help me please...sum kind of weird alignment prob...help me help me...um...will provide u wif two hot info...please?help me ok?ok....moving on...today i finally went to church...had combined service...can get more boring a bit lor...so i went in...without dionne...grabbed a seat den later afta like 1 hour she came and like gave me that what-the-hell-i-am-the-p.o.a-and-you-never-reserve-a-seat-for-me-look...den i gave her back de so-i-am-the-empress-dowager-so-why-should-i-care look...den later afta much pushing and squeezing she got herself a seat...ok...dionne is so impatient and unholy lor...the sermon was like going and going...den she kept on nagging me to goo down with her to help in the kiddy ministry...wahlau...pekcek ar...den i say no no no...den she insisted so i like dragged and dragged until like 11.15 den i went to the toilet wif her...only the toilet...cus i threatened her with the vowel sssssnake den she gave in ahahahaha...yay...soo we were toking about irritating ppl den later we went in back into the chilly room again...*shivers* can like get a bit more colder lor...so later sang and sang...den got one song de pitch damn low lor...den dionne i tink quit chior too long den her voice like totally shattered...wahlau...i was like ow.....veh high leh....voice braking uncontrollably lor....den sumore i hint to her to like keep it low man den she sing die die go hell also must sing higher...eardrums are precious okae....ask charmaine...if u dun believe me....so afta church was at bustop with d.den later she wanted to open the M&M...de real one not the human version....den she bite and bite den all the saliva was like oozing out lor...can get grosser a bit lor...ewww...got2go and practice my pen...yayaya....lian bi....ahahaha
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Saturday, April 10, 2004
la la la....bought a new bag.....la la la....dirtied my shirt
okaez...so i woke early in the morning...well not veh early...cus i nvr go church...actually i wanted to go...but dionne was going with her beloved cuzzin...a guy one for ur info...so i like dun wanna b a light bulb kinda thing....so i like decided notto go...den later she tell me they showed the passion of the christ clip eh...i was shit....y i didn go...oh man...n dionne cried like xiao ar....den she was wiping her tears away...cus she dun wan her cuzzin to se how emotional and weak she is....ahaha...so i regretted totally...i wanna watch...nvm...shall ask me mama buy the dvd when it comes out n watch it...oh man...y m i not 18?shyat lar...okaez...so i felt guilty and went out to gai gai...met janice at my hse den we drove to the mrt which is like damn long distance...like haven 30 seconds of driving we reach liao...janice was plain lazy...so we like waited for the slowcoach to like cum...charmaine...she was taking so long...me n janice ate a kinder bueno and a vitagen den we went up and down the escalator....so fun...but only did it twice b4 de slowcoach became a fastcoach...den she called took mrt to dhoby den all the other crappy stuff...nothing happened...wen to surfbabe saw a nice bag...65 bucks....omg...so cheap lor...only the poa can afford(princess of afghan.)...wahlau...den later got 2 colour but charmaine was all fickled so didn buy yet....den later wen we were walking rite...janice rite...hate me until cannot liao den she step on my toe lor...de last one...i was like ow ow ow...oooo...she step like my leg was an ant lor...wad de...so it was all red...den later ar...charms was like asking janice why was her nose red...afta janice rubbed it real hard...wad kind of stupid question was that?
okaez...so we walked and walked and walked den later zhong xie zhong xie lor...jan n charms saw their senior ar...den dey oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh and one push and one pull me...wahlau can like get more ji dong a bit lor...den janice rite...step on my toe again...de other side now...den i was like hopping in pain...but the 2 of them dun gif me chance to rest they continued dragging me like i was dra**(n)...wad de....so wen i finally had a chnce to rest rite...a plant wif extreme sharp leaves poke my leg ar...idiot..it ought to die on the spot...i am the empress dowager...how dare it poke me...den later walk n walk sumore den janice de great step on my toe AGAIN!!!!!!!!!arh....i was like oow owow ow...help help...den i was like hopping around in pain...she dun noe how to walk one lor...ok....i shall stop here...one more thing i hate hougang sec sec 1s and neoprint machine hoggers...ok...i haf no time...de dowager has to do her homework...bb....
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Thursday, April 08, 2004
yay yayz and more yayz....yen you cant control a mouse at all....at all
ok...went for IT skip chem and geog...fine i noe like i am like cheating kinda thing go for the nice ones den leave de nasty and booooooooring ones behind...jus like how charmaine leaves me behind wen we r like rushing to catch a movie...she just runs off wif de tix n leaves me with the poporn and drinks...nice friend sia...ok....joking/...yen like totally lost control of the mouse n she was like supa possesive n aggresive ova de mouse like...u lurve de comp so much ar?
she didn allow me to touch it...and we tell her to hurry up shes like dun disturb me lar....i was like....hmmm...rite...den ar...de 2nd funniest thing happened...suddenly she click click click dunno what crap ar...den de thing went cranky den she was like not me not me...i nvr do anything...i was like laughing like siao...not u den hu...me dez n liying were like folding our arms lor...wad de....hahahaha...farney like hell...den de farniest thing happened...i said wahlau u veh hilarious leh...den she said...no lor...i am not hilary lor....let me explain...in hilary's like self intro at the back of the class she rote: since my name is hilary i think hilarious hilary would be the perfect word to describe me....something like dat ar...wahlau..i was like cold joke lar...coldest joke of the century....de 3 of us was like laughing away...laugh like siao....hahahaha...den later....we did de animation rite...den she made de whole menu blink like crazee.den later de shadow of the wor started blinking lor...ahahaha...farney man...den we were like loling away...ok...we won st nicks....means b div will like play against raffle sofr 1st or 2nd...and su ann cried...too ji dong...ahahaha...bye....
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Monday, April 05, 2004
slacking my life away....
jus got home from school...we are in the top 4 man...woo hoo...like go crazy about it...brought my camera to school...took pix of all the members of the uhc....sum luks weird sum luks nice....the nice one is all i in one...ahahaha....den i saw this elongeated version of lizard...i mean a real lizard...sec 1 neballers dun get too excited about it wenjie too...later ur high blood pressure burst then you noe ar.....the tail was like loooooong man....like cud it get like any longer kinda thing lor....wow...den i was lyk screaming away...as usual....den went for competition...lost to st nicks lor...sigh sigh...nvm...anyway....jus realised sumthing freaking fries is supa flat lor...can she like get any flater? she is like a plank lor...she is flat both in front n at the back lor....she doesnt even have a butt...what the? and when she pull her shirt back and stick her chest out....still got nothing....wow....that is so.....um....um....flat? den i jus thot she was flat in front...den wen she turn around n face me....I was like? wheres her butt? u ppl go n ask chan su ann lar...she rellie veh flat leh...dionne i bet if u like saw her u will be so proud of ur assets man...oh...but do u haf? muahahaha...i noe i am like pot calling the kettle blacki....grass calling the leaf green...and all lar....but she is like really flat leh...i bet u will like never see a gerl so flat in ur entire life b4...n on top of that...she has a distorted face n a big mouth...muahahahaha...can i get any meaner? so went back to sch....n went home....i cant be bothered to study my jap test...heck the teacher lar...irritants....bb...gtg bathe...
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Sunday, April 04, 2004
i feel sick....feel like dying...mood is swinging like a swing in a playground
i dun have pms...its not taking ova me...dun worry...i am still clear-headed...just that I dunno which is de real mouse n de computer mouse....fine...so i feel crappy now...thanks dragon care taker for making my hairband club blog n my display pic...thanks...anyway...ppl..i have founded a hairbnd club and i would like you ppl to take a look at the website....please go to http://itisuseless.blogspot.com...if you would like to join the club please tag on the board why u deserve to be in the club...ok...there is currently two positions left...the administrator and the promoter....please read the rules...thanks...anyway...i have big prob in my head now...tomoro we haf tt comp....raffles is playing against cedar...if cedar wins raffles den means plmgss will be out of the competition...ppl....please pray hard that that doesnt happen ok...ok...good....anyway...i didn go to church today...feel so bad....cus i rellie wan to study n the hall is supa chilly lor...den dionne is not going den i haf no one to tok to....so i didn go....now i have huge phobia of my jap class...i think the teacher is absolutely horrifying, nauseating and ghastly, I think he is one of the worst teachers ever....acting simon about it....i feel scared bout going for jap class...gives me the chills...it is c-h-i-l-l-s not c-h-i-o-s...pronounce properly....ok...anyway...i need to go n like eat my lunch n bathe...anyway...man u won ars...finally...at long last...yay...oh lei oh lei oh lei oh lei....happy as can be...since i am like de mum of the princess of afghanistan...theodora turn into a peach now...a pink one with 92 spots on it with like 200 oz of peach juice....go go ...now...crapping off...bb
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Friday, April 02, 2004
yay...yay...yay yay all the way...
we won CEDAR!!!omg!!!we won them 3-2...whoa!! yuan ling won for us...she rox like a rock n rox my sox....woo....i was cheering lyk siao....(copyrighted dionne)..wow...i cant believe it lor...i was cheering till like my throat went sore and it is like so pain...haiyo...i dun want to lose my voice....so we like got hope liao...anywAY...i saw a suicidal sparrow today...it was lyk flying in the air...den it got lower n lower n lower...den it drop straight to the ground...it plunged...plunged....plunged...literally plunged down beside me...I was lyk screaming away like a idiot....den there was a ger was lyk...the bird is injured scream wad scream lar...den i was so paiseh...wah lau...den it was lying down beside me...it was upside down...n not moving...den later sumone went to touch it den it hopped on its leg n hop around....i was lyk screaming away....i felt nauseated....den i dint finish my noodles...no appetite lar...i m sure de geog test is damn hard...gonna fail it...haiyar...shhhhyat...gtg...make a hairband club...
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Sunday, April 25, 2004
me blogging cus me is bored...
okay...i just finished me hw....well not everything...i havent study maps for geog yet cus they make me nauseated....nalah...not true....okay so now like dionne has changed her current crush status to someone else....but i cant tell if not she is so gonna kill me n heck me into a thousand pieces kinda thing...aha....dionne guess what i grow 2.5 cm i m now 157.5 m...aha....just 2.5 cm more b4 i reach me lifetern goal...yupz....cant wait....gonna drown myself in milk...or maybe ask me sis n maid to one pull my legs one pull my hand....traditional method....but dionne if u r desperate i mean u can always try it...okay so today at church sumthing ultra hilarious happened...dionne n me were like walking on our wayout of church den suddnly hilary's bro was chasing hilary then dionne was like oh, look at hilary run...den later at that same second hilary fell and she did a split den one of her shoe slipped of n it flung into the air halfway across de canteen den dionne was like oh....den i was like OH....cus is like i m owing cus is like her shoe is like halfway flunged across the canteen wad....den dionne oh cus she did a split...den dionne ar sae i veh mean laugh at her...i was not laughing at her i was just highly amused by the fact that her shoe cud fly so far only wad...wahliao...is more like her lor....den nvm...so dat day wen janice n dionne was at my house we were crapping around and then we invented alot of songs bout netball...farney like xiao.........gtg....bb
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Friday, April 23, 2004
janice n charmaine is ruining my house...
i realise that we luk really alike from the back...esp when we stand together in sch u wif our bags...dere was dis aunty she was like wah...ni men san bao tai ar....den she tapped charmaine on her back...den she said that me n charmaine luked really alike n she tot that we were twins...isnt that fascinating....i mean..nvm...but i dun get y she is so enthu bout twins...i mean twins are like not veh uncommon that u must be so enthu bout it rite?yupz...gtg 4 now...b4 charms n jan pull my house down!!!
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Sunday, April 18, 2004
just came back from church....
okay...first of all...thanks for the comments...ya i think de pix takes too long to load...anyway i went to 5566's concert yesterday...ARGH!!!!!!!!!!nice like xiao....first k one performed...they perform i think 2 songs n one dance performance....waste precious america time onli lah...nobody cum to see them one lor...den later had lotsa fun...xiezhi came out in bikini n dance YMCA...ahahaha....nice like xiao....den hor....dere is this gerl...hu won de laptop that 5566 gave out to those hardworking n smart pupils...den xiezhi call this at home den dis gerl n sae um...hello ni hao, wo shi 5566 de xiezhi...n u noe wad the gerl said?she said....orh....orh....just a orh...wad u mean by orh?hello?it is like 5566 calling u n u onli sae orh?arh!!!!!!!!nvm bout that...so is like r n b n t-rush oso went....the concert was veh gud....veh hilarious....oka so today at church rite....i made alot of discoveries...sharks die once they stop moving n giant squids are like giant...there is such a word called yoked n bee-bop...hmm...vierd....okay....lan po lao shi oso appeared in the concert...omg....cool man...
i dun get it...if sharks r rellie like that den dey play AEIOU not confirm lose like siao since they cant stop moving...den i tink dey haf like permenant ecstsy in dere body so they r like highly active but they wun die of dehydration cus its like...yar...u shud noe y....okay...bout giant squids...r u sure there r giant squids? i dun think there is u noe....is there...nvm...i shall find out n post on my blog...den it will turn into an educational blog...hmmm...borrrring....gtg...find out bout giant squids n sharks....
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Friday, April 16, 2004
i changed my skin again.
i love this skin like siao....tag on my board n sae if its nice ok?i love it like crazy i think like it is like supa nice lor...acting thick skin about it...anyway...we got an A for IT...we were the only group...yay yay and more yay....okaY...but the shamini guy is so irritating....so wads her prob...wads rong wif de colour scheme wif everyones elses...meanie pants...den she say like our class is like a bunch of computer illeterates like that...whatever...den she was like scolding ppl for surfing...its cus her lesson is too boring and she doesn't really teach....she doesn't really help us too...so its like....not our fault kinda thing...okay....so like yen saw chinchow twice today n she went absolutely nuts...she blushed n blushed squealed like a pig that was being tortured n like needed serious fanning....she was like oh my gosh oh my gosh like wads wif it?den today rite...in the 53 bus ar...me dionne forest n yenlin was like standing near de door...de part without handles...den later ar....wen de bus was like turning or breaking dey will like wah...den grab me....grab me...i noe i veh skinny rite...oso veh flat but not until like pole rite....den dey pull me i pull wad...okay forget about that...den i tried to pull dionne den she almost fell but she grabbed an imaginary handle...she was like clenching her fist like she was holding some kind of handle...so ferny...ai yarh...regretted not pushing her down...mauahhahaha....ok....bb
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Wednesday, April 14, 2004
i got white hair!!!
i jus declared i got white hair....everyone doesnt seem to know....but 1a2 ppl all noe lar...n dey are like so enthu bout the plucking of it lor...my hair is not a weed nor is it a flower...u dun like orhhh i like...den u just pull or tug it out of my scalp...dat is like gross and PAIN!!! okae...moving on...i was like supa rude to my jap teacher...he was like taking attendance angrily and unhappily...he read our names so fast...he was like mary-san john-san leonardo-san leonard-san...wahlau veh fast lor...yar n de big prob wif my jap class hor...is like our name all sound de same like one is jeanette den another is janet den one is jillian den one is gideon one is nicole one is nicholas one is leonard one is leonardo...den got alot same name one lor...den he read got no L one lor all sounds like enien...den wen he saes that all of us will be like huh? hu u callin...yup den later he sae my name jillian-san so i said ha-ik den i raise my hand...he blind cum deaf cannot see and hear he sae louder JiLlIaN-SaN so i did de same now louder...he still cannot c and hear...so he got veh irritated...den he sae veh loud n angrily JILLIAN-SAN...den i rush to the lang centre from my competition so i still veh "loud" den i dunno wad happen i shouted veh loud back and rudely HAIK!!!!!n den...everyone stared....yay....attention seeker...den i was so embarrased but it felt good man....he is so irritating....den later yupz...nothing much...du not pinch me yen...if u ever do it again...um.....if u ever....ever...ever....i will just pinch u back...ahahaha...lame....
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Sunday, April 11, 2004
yen...help!!!
ok...i changed my blogskin finally...ok...guess what? it is still pink..well is not my fault that i am like so attracted to such a feminine and beautiful colour just like me rite?ahahaha...so is like this one ok rite? ok fine...maybe it sux...but heck lar...there is sumthing rong my music is not cuming out...of the speakers and the tagboard is like so sardine-fied arhhh....yen help me please...sum kind of weird alignment prob...help me help me...um...will provide u wif two hot info...please?help me ok?ok....moving on...today i finally went to church...had combined service...can get more boring a bit lor...so i went in...without dionne...grabbed a seat den later afta like 1 hour she came and like gave me that what-the-hell-i-am-the-p.o.a-and-you-never-reserve-a-seat-for-me-look...den i gave her back de so-i-am-the-empress-dowager-so-why-should-i-care look...den later afta much pushing and squeezing she got herself a seat...ok...dionne is so impatient and unholy lor...the sermon was like going and going...den she kept on nagging me to goo down with her to help in the kiddy ministry...wahlau...pekcek ar...den i say no no no...den she insisted so i like dragged and dragged until like 11.15 den i went to the toilet wif her...only the toilet...cus i threatened her with the vowel sssssnake den she gave in ahahahaha...yay...soo we were toking about irritating ppl den later we went in back into the chilly room again...*shivers* can like get a bit more colder lor...so later sang and sang...den got one song de pitch damn low lor...den dionne i tink quit chior too long den her voice like totally shattered...wahlau...i was like ow.....veh high leh....voice braking uncontrollably lor....den sumore i hint to her to like keep it low man den she sing die die go hell also must sing higher...eardrums are precious okae....ask charmaine...if u dun believe me....so afta church was at bustop with d.den later she wanted to open the M&M...de real one not the human version....den she bite and bite den all the saliva was like oozing out lor...can get grosser a bit lor...ewww...got2go and practice my pen...yayaya....lian bi....ahahaha
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Saturday, April 10, 2004
la la la....bought a new bag.....la la la....dirtied my shirt
okaez...so i woke early in the morning...well not veh early...cus i nvr go church...actually i wanted to go...but dionne was going with her beloved cuzzin...a guy one for ur info...so i like dun wanna b a light bulb kinda thing....so i like decided notto go...den later she tell me they showed the passion of the christ clip eh...i was shit....y i didn go...oh man...n dionne cried like xiao ar....den she was wiping her tears away...cus she dun wan her cuzzin to se how emotional and weak she is....ahaha...so i regretted totally...i wanna watch...nvm...shall ask me mama buy the dvd when it comes out n watch it...oh man...y m i not 18?shyat lar...okaez...so i felt guilty and went out to gai gai...met janice at my hse den we drove to the mrt which is like damn long distance...like haven 30 seconds of driving we reach liao...janice was plain lazy...so we like waited for the slowcoach to like cum...charmaine...she was taking so long...me n janice ate a kinder bueno and a vitagen den we went up and down the escalator....so fun...but only did it twice b4 de slowcoach became a fastcoach...den she called took mrt to dhoby den all the other crappy stuff...nothing happened...wen to surfbabe saw a nice bag...65 bucks....omg...so cheap lor...only the poa can afford(princess of afghan.)...wahlau...den later got 2 colour but charmaine was all fickled so didn buy yet....den later wen we were walking rite...janice rite...hate me until cannot liao den she step on my toe lor...de last one...i was like ow ow ow...oooo...she step like my leg was an ant lor...wad de...so it was all red...den later ar...charms was like asking janice why was her nose red...afta janice rubbed it real hard...wad kind of stupid question was that?
okaez...so we walked and walked and walked den later zhong xie zhong xie lor...jan n charms saw their senior ar...den dey oh gosh oh gosh oh gosh and one push and one pull me...wahlau can like get more ji dong a bit lor...den janice rite...step on my toe again...de other side now...den i was like hopping in pain...but the 2 of them dun gif me chance to rest they continued dragging me like i was dra**(n)...wad de....so wen i finally had a chnce to rest rite...a plant wif extreme sharp leaves poke my leg ar...idiot..it ought to die on the spot...i am the empress dowager...how dare it poke me...den later walk n walk sumore den janice de great step on my toe AGAIN!!!!!!!!!arh....i was like oow owow ow...help help...den i was like hopping around in pain...she dun noe how to walk one lor...ok....i shall stop here...one more thing i hate hougang sec sec 1s and neoprint machine hoggers...ok...i haf no time...de dowager has to do her homework...bb....
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Thursday, April 08, 2004
yay yayz and more yayz....yen you cant control a mouse at all....at all
ok...went for IT skip chem and geog...fine i noe like i am like cheating kinda thing go for the nice ones den leave de nasty and booooooooring ones behind...jus like how charmaine leaves me behind wen we r like rushing to catch a movie...she just runs off wif de tix n leaves me with the poporn and drinks...nice friend sia...ok....joking/...yen like totally lost control of the mouse n she was like supa possesive n aggresive ova de mouse like...u lurve de comp so much ar?
she didn allow me to touch it...and we tell her to hurry up shes like dun disturb me lar....i was like....hmmm...rite...den ar...de 2nd funniest thing happened...suddenly she click click click dunno what crap ar...den de thing went cranky den she was like not me not me...i nvr do anything...i was like laughing like siao...not u den hu...me dez n liying were like folding our arms lor...wad de....hahahaha...farney like hell...den de farniest thing happened...i said wahlau u veh hilarious leh...den she said...no lor...i am not hilary lor....let me explain...in hilary's like self intro at the back of the class she rote: since my name is hilary i think hilarious hilary would be the perfect word to describe me....something like dat ar...wahlau..i was like cold joke lar...coldest joke of the century....de 3 of us was like laughing away...laugh like siao....hahahaha...den later....we did de animation rite...den she made de whole menu blink like crazee.den later de shadow of the wor started blinking lor...ahahaha...farney man...den we were like loling away...ok...we won st nicks....means b div will like play against raffle sofr 1st or 2nd...and su ann cried...too ji dong...ahahaha...bye....
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Monday, April 05, 2004
slacking my life away....
jus got home from school...we are in the top 4 man...woo hoo...like go crazy about it...brought my camera to school...took pix of all the members of the uhc....sum luks weird sum luks nice....the nice one is all i in one...ahahaha....den i saw this elongeated version of lizard...i mean a real lizard...sec 1 neballers dun get too excited about it wenjie too...later ur high blood pressure burst then you noe ar.....the tail was like loooooong man....like cud it get like any longer kinda thing lor....wow...den i was lyk screaming away...as usual....den went for competition...lost to st nicks lor...sigh sigh...nvm...anyway....jus realised sumthing freaking fries is supa flat lor...can she like get any flater? she is like a plank lor...she is flat both in front n at the back lor....she doesnt even have a butt...what the? and when she pull her shirt back and stick her chest out....still got nothing....wow....that is so.....um....um....flat? den i jus thot she was flat in front...den wen she turn around n face me....I was like? wheres her butt? u ppl go n ask chan su ann lar...she rellie veh flat leh...dionne i bet if u like saw her u will be so proud of ur assets man...oh...but do u haf? muahahaha...i noe i am like pot calling the kettle blacki....grass calling the leaf green...and all lar....but she is like really flat leh...i bet u will like never see a gerl so flat in ur entire life b4...n on top of that...she has a distorted face n a big mouth...muahahahaha...can i get any meaner? so went back to sch....n went home....i cant be bothered to study my jap test...heck the teacher lar...irritants....bb...gtg bathe...
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Sunday, April 04, 2004
i feel sick....feel like dying...mood is swinging like a swing in a playground
i dun have pms...its not taking ova me...dun worry...i am still clear-headed...just that I dunno which is de real mouse n de computer mouse....fine...so i feel crappy now...thanks dragon care taker for making my hairband club blog n my display pic...thanks...anyway...ppl..i have founded a hairbnd club and i would like you ppl to take a look at the website....please go to http://itisuseless.blogspot.com...if you would like to join the club please tag on the board why u deserve to be in the club...ok...there is currently two positions left...the administrator and the promoter....please read the rules...thanks...anyway...i have big prob in my head now...tomoro we haf tt comp....raffles is playing against cedar...if cedar wins raffles den means plmgss will be out of the competition...ppl....please pray hard that that doesnt happen ok...ok...good....anyway...i didn go to church today...feel so bad....cus i rellie wan to study n the hall is supa chilly lor...den dionne is not going den i haf no one to tok to....so i didn go....now i have huge phobia of my jap class...i think the teacher is absolutely horrifying, nauseating and ghastly, I think he is one of the worst teachers ever....acting simon about it....i feel scared bout going for jap class...gives me the chills...it is c-h-i-l-l-s not c-h-i-o-s...pronounce properly....ok...anyway...i need to go n like eat my lunch n bathe...anyway...man u won ars...finally...at long last...yay...oh lei oh lei oh lei oh lei....happy as can be...since i am like de mum of the princess of afghanistan...theodora turn into a peach now...a pink one with 92 spots on it with like 200 oz of peach juice....go go ...now...crapping off...bb
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Friday, April 02, 2004
yay...yay...yay yay all the way...
we won CEDAR!!!omg!!!we won them 3-2...whoa!! yuan ling won for us...she rox like a rock n rox my sox....woo....i was cheering lyk siao....(copyrighted dionne)..wow...i cant believe it lor...i was cheering till like my throat went sore and it is like so pain...haiyo...i dun want to lose my voice....so we like got hope liao...anywAY...i saw a suicidal sparrow today...it was lyk flying in the air...den it got lower n lower n lower...den it drop straight to the ground...it plunged...plunged....plunged...literally plunged down beside me...I was lyk screaming away like a idiot....den there was a ger was lyk...the bird is injured scream wad scream lar...den i was so paiseh...wah lau...den it was lying down beside me...it was upside down...n not moving...den later sumone went to touch it den it hopped on its leg n hop around....i was lyk screaming away....i felt nauseated....den i dint finish my noodles...no appetite lar...i m sure de geog test is damn hard...gonna fail it...haiyar...shhhhyat...gtg...make a hairband club...
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