Saturday, August 28, 2004
i dun want cyberweek to ever cum agn
i dun lyk it.i bet the whole sch is like gona get like myopia afta this cyberweek lor.actually the evidence my grp produce was quite fake la...cus we made it up a bit...i edited it...no singlish..perfect english..sound like as if we were like some oxford graduate...I GOT NO JAP FOR 2 WEEKS=4 LESSONS!!!can i get happier?yay...finally...but my old jap teacher is cuming back..no nice sweet jap teacher for me...anw hes gonna cum back then afta another 2 weeks, it is FINAL YEAR EXAM!!!wad de cabbage leaves lor?where got final exam so near wan?den afta final year u think u can go n lie by the beach and suntan until u becum chaotahh''and shiok all u want?but NO!!!!!I will haf my japanese oral..i got a strange feeling that i will not do well...like u must speak wif a jap accent if not u will sound damn retarded..den wen u dunno how to read de words u oso cant make it up like chi or eng..u tell me how lar?nvm...i got a plan...i shall watch pot all ova agn and try to tok like fuji or ochibs...no...but fuji n ochibs is too monotonous..momosh and kikumaru is too loud...i will freak de teacher out...can u imagine if like halfway i said NYAAA..damn loudly..i tink de teacher will go deaf...so i think i wud jus haf to watch japan hour on cna..haiya...ytd was julia's bd...happi bdae...we played the PASS-THE-SNOW-ICE-AROUND-ALTHOUGH-ITS-DAMN-UNHYGENIC game...den i lost...as usual...dey jus dump all their leftovers into my cup and ran off..like wad de potato buds lor? den we played the peanutsss game...it was damn lame about it...den i have mastered the way of toking like julia..yaysies..den i said bye to charms and jan den i blasted into dionne's ear...i bet she went deaf...bahas...now dionne's beloved handshake is not special anymore...cus everyone noes how to do it...haha...too bad lar dionne...hehe...oh no..i jus remembered nid to go n complete the survey...haiya...wad de lotus roots lor....
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Saturday, August 21, 2004
LI JIAWEI JIAYOU!!
just watched the match finish, cried, quarrelled with dad cus dad said that she didn haf the mental strength n everythinig.didn agree so fought back...damn sad can..de bloddy hen was like screaming at the top of her lungs she is even more irritating den william hung's singing lor...it was damn irritating...i think de chicken scream wen it being killed oso less noidy den her...i hope zhang yining trashes her like xiao...see if she can scream sumore anot?i loved the 11-0 match...it was so quiet and peaceful can...i cud only hear myself screaming for lijiawei...but i think lijiawei already did her best lar...i hope she can get at least a bronze for singapore...i tink de media wud be rather mean to her tomoro...think she will be even more sad and disappointed...stupid susilo nvr go n cheer her on...how to be her bf?!!!!meiyouyong one lor...anw, i went to the cna news forum to see what ppl said bou lijiawei n the match...den got sumone damn cute...post this entry...
enjoy!!
Banning Chicken Screams!
Athens, Greece, Aug 20 (Parody) - A 24 years old North Korean table tennis player from the Olympics village at the centre of a bird flu outbreak has been hospitalised with cold symptoms, Greece's health minister said on Friday, as North Korean counted their losses.The World Health Organisation warned the virus, which has killed 27 people in Asia this year, has mutated into a highly contagious form that starts the next human flu pandemic.The 24-year-old girl was screaming like a chicken during a semi-final table tennis match, Health Minister Lao Gwey Bo told reporters.But she played down the risk that the North Korean would be the outbreak's first human victim."To this day, we don't think it's avian flu because she's having no fever, only screaming too much," she said. "There's no symptom of lung infection.""Not only Singapore's table tennis player has been distracted, the country's hope has been destroyed," said Dr. Kao Peh Kao Bu, executive consultant for the Talking Cock Consulting.North Korean's 25 million people are among the world's largest producer of chicken, producing millions of little North Koreans each a year.Human cases of bird flu have occurred in people living or working in close contact with birds, but other Asian countries have also banned North Korean products.Controlling the disease is going to be difficult in Asia.
haha...damn funny...chicken...chicken...sadly goes off...lijiawei i love you!!!
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Wednesday, August 18, 2004
kant fit me leg into stoopid kik koks
jan and jo thinks i am acting hardworking which i already am
i was abused with pillows today
stupid lit and history test tmr
gonna fail
yen and dez are teachable
tired
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Friday, August 13, 2004
maybe i didn pray hard enuf
okay fine so i clean the art room today...hust great...but acutually cum to think of it, it was actually quite fun....first had normal lesoons...maths test like so easy can...sacarstic...so difficult...almost pulled out all my black hair...and chem lesson was fun....
ART ROOM
afta lesson, me n anna were like some sort of crazy robot who was like doodling away on our gaozhi for zuowen cus we had to do cip, so both of us did finish within 45 mins...thats mua personal record..heh..handed it in den went to art room for our fateful assignment...wen we got there saw jan, rach and charms...stupid queen princess rach only had to type labels and paste it on the buks den jan and charms had to do hard labour and cum into contact with the spider webs and all...den...later me n anna got our assignment...go into the teachers room and clean the horrendous, dirty, icky, smelly, dusty, art stuff-filled cupboard...i had a strange bad feeling about it...so we started...opened all the paint bottles...at first we thought maybe got veh little...like maybe less than 50, but no.......that was not the case at all...there was much more than 50, there was like almost 500...so we began opening all the paints and they were like ancient artefacts then me n anna like some art archaeologist or sumthing...all the paint was as hard as dionne's head and like cant be used...den got alot is mouldy one lor...and me, the dowager of afghanistan...kept opening the ones with mould...it was like gross like xiao can...i like scream everytime i saw one with mould so u can imagine how many times i screamed..after like veh long we wen down for break den we got 1 dollar from the vending machine...it came out together wif the coin i put in...den me, anna, jan and charms were like all eccited bout it...tok bout black friday...den afta opening the paints till me and anna bled....we had to like open this can or paint called MUDAN AKA PEONY AND DUN MESS WIF THIS FELLA...CUS U WILL REGRET IT....den charms, jan and anna tried to un mould it and got their hands all black and red and then it was like so gross den mrs ong said that we had chaotahhhh fingers...so later we thought this paint was like quite normal although it was like friking sticky...den later in the toilet...their hands all become red and black...cannot even see a speck of their skin...MUDAN IS NOT NORMAL PAINT....spent like 1 hour in the toilet scrubbing and digging and peeling and scratching and rubbing until our skins red like siao....but actually its quite fun....this is de cut short version...hand too tired...chao..
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Thursday, August 12, 2004
i really pray that i will not be cleaning the art room tomoro..
i like today, it was nice n farny...had home econs, like yays..den we did sewing..i dun like sewing, i will like prick myself more times den i will sew a thread onto the cloth, but not today..i could sew two buttons and a flower on the cloth.hehz...my mother will be like so proud tho hear that and..i sew it anyhow...i didn cross stitch it nicely like yen...bet she will make a good wife for black..but at least i cud sew...i was not LUCKY at all.. de little stuffies i had was like all a great mismatch...so i had to think of something else...hah!!!i officially declare that i hate sparrows...they freak me out...n wen i sae freak...i mean freak...esp sparrows they are highly scary and intimidaing and they have no flying license den dey will like just fly RIGHT INTO YOUR FACE!OR SHIT ON YOUR HAIR!!!yupz. went to eat wanton noodles without eating the wanton..dat is as good as eating nasi lemak without nasi and fried chicken without chicken...but yar was veh full cus i like ate green chilliaeee which was like the sourest thing on earth...but it was nice...dionne was trying to avoid janice's camera...i bet she is like dead wanna taake foto n pose like and alien in front of it lar...but i guess she wanna act DEMURE AND SHY AND NOT TALKATIVE...WHICH IS LIKE DAMN HER ABOUT IT...cus somebody...whos blind thinks tht she, dionne hoe shumin...my daughter is quiet and shy...if dionne is quiet and shy....i tell you...black is as fair as a new born baby lar!!!!going to clean de art room tomro...veh reluctant dun wannas clean it...wad can we possibly clean anyway...wipe the crayons clean...squeeze all the paint dry? I dunno...weird...and i betcha a thousand one cent that something ad is gonna happen tomoro...because ITS BLACK FRIDAY!!! actually i dun think anyone will remember, but anna reminded me today, sad only saddistic ppl like her will remember things like dis....gtg now....
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Sunday, August 08, 2004
dionne is obsessed with skinny people
went out on fri afta national day celebrations. de colours award is kinda dumb and extrememlyyyyy long...i was like jus sitting there warming up my seat, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide and waitting...den wen it was finally my turn, i stood up for a second and i sat down again...so went out met up wif py n dionne cudn stop commenting that py has grown skinnier and she was like repeating it for the thousand time..so first wen we were at the mrt, there were a few lame guys who were like so kpo n butting into our conversation n gave lame suggestions...i bet ar they duno that WE WERE ACTUALLY NOT TOKING TO THEM!!!!CUDN BE BOTHERED WITH THEM...den later wen we were at golden village deciding on wad to do next since mean girls tickets were gonna get sold out...den along came this guy and he like WHAO!!!into my ear...i got A SHOCK OUTA MY LIFE CAN?we were like toking among ourselves den he just popped by n like jus shouted whoa into my ear den i was like really confused why de hell he did that for...i bet he doesnt noe that HE IS REALLY LAME AND HIS VOICE IS REALLY LOUD AND THAT HE CHOSE THE WRONG PERSON TO SHOUT INTO!!!shud haf like chose dionne or sumthing...y me?poor guy man...now me pop's friends are ova at my hse duno doing wad...duno for wad oso..so being de anti social me...i decided not to got out n entertain them...anw, poor momo is already entertaining them..i pity him...dey either like him ot hate him...and usually dey like him so much dat they hate him...poor guy...nvm...gtg now...
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Wednesday, August 04, 2004
i think today was the happiest day i had so far after sch reopened...
today was so farney, although it was lonely recess, rugby was like damn fun cus we were screaming our lungs out and calling each other dummy half...lame name...yupz den thot eia was gonna suck but it didn lor it was like so nice...i like de drummer guy he is so funny and den there was the cahun thingy which was a box that made sounds...interesting...den went for i.t, finally it was over...yay...boo, cus now is the inter-discipline thingy...haha, discipline each other....i dun like it, it sounds and looks boring...so like more n more ppl in my class is obsessed with her...today ar wen we walk past her i thot yen was like used to it n she wud b calm enuf but at that split second when they were jus right beside each other, she PINCHED ME AGAIN!!!!OBSERVE THAT THERE IS AN AGAIN...IN FACT THERE IS ALWAYS AN AGAIN!! not fair okay its totally injustice, she was in the middle den dez was on her right side, den i dunno y she must pinch me and not dezarae and wad doesnt make sense at all is that she is right handed...so why pinch me?!den today at the bustop we played this put-someone-in-the-middle-and-suck-out-all-the-oxygen game...n i was in de middle......dunno how many times lar...i got out but i duno how de hell i got pushed back in again....n wen we were on the bus, dey still did not let me out, so i miss me bustop, kant eat my fav fried rice okay...JANICE, DUN EVEN TRY TO EXCHANGE BAGS WIF ME N ME NOT REALISING IT!!!NEVERRRRRRRRR*SCREAMS at top of lungs*....gtg, heal my pinched wound, sore throat n three ulcers...
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Saturday, August 28, 2004
i dun want cyberweek to ever cum agn
i dun lyk it.i bet the whole sch is like gona get like myopia afta this cyberweek lor.actually the evidence my grp produce was quite fake la...cus we made it up a bit...i edited it...no singlish..perfect english..sound like as if we were like some oxford graduate...I GOT NO JAP FOR 2 WEEKS=4 LESSONS!!!can i get happier?yay...finally...but my old jap teacher is cuming back..no nice sweet jap teacher for me...anw hes gonna cum back then afta another 2 weeks, it is FINAL YEAR EXAM!!!wad de cabbage leaves lor?where got final exam so near wan?den afta final year u think u can go n lie by the beach and suntan until u becum chaotahh''and shiok all u want?but NO!!!!!I will haf my japanese oral..i got a strange feeling that i will not do well...like u must speak wif a jap accent if not u will sound damn retarded..den wen u dunno how to read de words u oso cant make it up like chi or eng..u tell me how lar?nvm...i got a plan...i shall watch pot all ova agn and try to tok like fuji or ochibs...no...but fuji n ochibs is too monotonous..momosh and kikumaru is too loud...i will freak de teacher out...can u imagine if like halfway i said NYAAA..damn loudly..i tink de teacher will go deaf...so i think i wud jus haf to watch japan hour on cna..haiya...ytd was julia's bd...happi bdae...we played the PASS-THE-SNOW-ICE-AROUND-ALTHOUGH-ITS-DAMN-UNHYGENIC game...den i lost...as usual...dey jus dump all their leftovers into my cup and ran off..like wad de potato buds lor? den we played the peanutsss game...it was damn lame about it...den i have mastered the way of toking like julia..yaysies..den i said bye to charms and jan den i blasted into dionne's ear...i bet she went deaf...bahas...now dionne's beloved handshake is not special anymore...cus everyone noes how to do it...haha...too bad lar dionne...hehe...oh no..i jus remembered nid to go n complete the survey...haiya...wad de lotus roots lor....
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Saturday, August 21, 2004
LI JIAWEI JIAYOU!!
just watched the match finish, cried, quarrelled with dad cus dad said that she didn haf the mental strength n everythinig.didn agree so fought back...damn sad can..de bloddy hen was like screaming at the top of her lungs she is even more irritating den william hung's singing lor...it was damn irritating...i think de chicken scream wen it being killed oso less noidy den her...i hope zhang yining trashes her like xiao...see if she can scream sumore anot?i loved the 11-0 match...it was so quiet and peaceful can...i cud only hear myself screaming for lijiawei...but i think lijiawei already did her best lar...i hope she can get at least a bronze for singapore...i tink de media wud be rather mean to her tomoro...think she will be even more sad and disappointed...stupid susilo nvr go n cheer her on...how to be her bf?!!!!meiyouyong one lor...anw, i went to the cna news forum to see what ppl said bou lijiawei n the match...den got sumone damn cute...post this entry...
enjoy!!
Banning Chicken Screams!
Athens, Greece, Aug 20 (Parody) - A 24 years old North Korean table tennis player from the Olympics village at the centre of a bird flu outbreak has been hospitalised with cold symptoms, Greece's health minister said on Friday, as North Korean counted their losses.The World Health Organisation warned the virus, which has killed 27 people in Asia this year, has mutated into a highly contagious form that starts the next human flu pandemic.The 24-year-old girl was screaming like a chicken during a semi-final table tennis match, Health Minister Lao Gwey Bo told reporters.But she played down the risk that the North Korean would be the outbreak's first human victim."To this day, we don't think it's avian flu because she's having no fever, only screaming too much," she said. "There's no symptom of lung infection.""Not only Singapore's table tennis player has been distracted, the country's hope has been destroyed," said Dr. Kao Peh Kao Bu, executive consultant for the Talking Cock Consulting.North Korean's 25 million people are among the world's largest producer of chicken, producing millions of little North Koreans each a year.Human cases of bird flu have occurred in people living or working in close contact with birds, but other Asian countries have also banned North Korean products.Controlling the disease is going to be difficult in Asia.
haha...damn funny...chicken...chicken...sadly goes off...lijiawei i love you!!!
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Wednesday, August 18, 2004
kant fit me leg into stoopid kik koks
jan and jo thinks i am acting hardworking which i already am
i was abused with pillows today
stupid lit and history test tmr
gonna fail
yen and dez are teachable
tired
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Friday, August 13, 2004
maybe i didn pray hard enuf
okay fine so i clean the art room today...hust great...but acutually cum to think of it, it was actually quite fun....first had normal lesoons...maths test like so easy can...sacarstic...so difficult...almost pulled out all my black hair...and chem lesson was fun....
ART ROOM
afta lesson, me n anna were like some sort of crazy robot who was like doodling away on our gaozhi for zuowen cus we had to do cip, so both of us did finish within 45 mins...thats mua personal record..heh..handed it in den went to art room for our fateful assignment...wen we got there saw jan, rach and charms...stupid queen princess rach only had to type labels and paste it on the buks den jan and charms had to do hard labour and cum into contact with the spider webs and all...den...later me n anna got our assignment...go into the teachers room and clean the horrendous, dirty, icky, smelly, dusty, art stuff-filled cupboard...i had a strange bad feeling about it...so we started...opened all the paint bottles...at first we thought maybe got veh little...like maybe less than 50, but no.......that was not the case at all...there was much more than 50, there was like almost 500...so we began opening all the paints and they were like ancient artefacts then me n anna like some art archaeologist or sumthing...all the paint was as hard as dionne's head and like cant be used...den got alot is mouldy one lor...and me, the dowager of afghanistan...kept opening the ones with mould...it was like gross like xiao can...i like scream everytime i saw one with mould so u can imagine how many times i screamed..after like veh long we wen down for break den we got 1 dollar from the vending machine...it came out together wif the coin i put in...den me, anna, jan and charms were like all eccited bout it...tok bout black friday...den afta opening the paints till me and anna bled....we had to like open this can or paint called MUDAN AKA PEONY AND DUN MESS WIF THIS FELLA...CUS U WILL REGRET IT....den charms, jan and anna tried to un mould it and got their hands all black and red and then it was like so gross den mrs ong said that we had chaotahhhh fingers...so later we thought this paint was like quite normal although it was like friking sticky...den later in the toilet...their hands all become red and black...cannot even see a speck of their skin...MUDAN IS NOT NORMAL PAINT....spent like 1 hour in the toilet scrubbing and digging and peeling and scratching and rubbing until our skins red like siao....but actually its quite fun....this is de cut short version...hand too tired...chao..
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Thursday, August 12, 2004
i really pray that i will not be cleaning the art room tomoro..
i like today, it was nice n farny...had home econs, like yays..den we did sewing..i dun like sewing, i will like prick myself more times den i will sew a thread onto the cloth, but not today..i could sew two buttons and a flower on the cloth.hehz...my mother will be like so proud tho hear that and..i sew it anyhow...i didn cross stitch it nicely like yen...bet she will make a good wife for black..but at least i cud sew...i was not LUCKY at all.. de little stuffies i had was like all a great mismatch...so i had to think of something else...hah!!!i officially declare that i hate sparrows...they freak me out...n wen i sae freak...i mean freak...esp sparrows they are highly scary and intimidaing and they have no flying license den dey will like just fly RIGHT INTO YOUR FACE!OR SHIT ON YOUR HAIR!!!yupz. went to eat wanton noodles without eating the wanton..dat is as good as eating nasi lemak without nasi and fried chicken without chicken...but yar was veh full cus i like ate green chilliaeee which was like the sourest thing on earth...but it was nice...dionne was trying to avoid janice's camera...i bet she is like dead wanna taake foto n pose like and alien in front of it lar...but i guess she wanna act DEMURE AND SHY AND NOT TALKATIVE...WHICH IS LIKE DAMN HER ABOUT IT...cus somebody...whos blind thinks tht she, dionne hoe shumin...my daughter is quiet and shy...if dionne is quiet and shy....i tell you...black is as fair as a new born baby lar!!!!going to clean de art room tomro...veh reluctant dun wannas clean it...wad can we possibly clean anyway...wipe the crayons clean...squeeze all the paint dry? I dunno...weird...and i betcha a thousand one cent that something ad is gonna happen tomoro...because ITS BLACK FRIDAY!!! actually i dun think anyone will remember, but anna reminded me today, sad only saddistic ppl like her will remember things like dis....gtg now....
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Sunday, August 08, 2004
dionne is obsessed with skinny people
went out on fri afta national day celebrations. de colours award is kinda dumb and extrememlyyyyy long...i was like jus sitting there warming up my seat, converting oxygen into carbon dioxide and waitting...den wen it was finally my turn, i stood up for a second and i sat down again...so went out met up wif py n dionne cudn stop commenting that py has grown skinnier and she was like repeating it for the thousand time..so first wen we were at the mrt, there were a few lame guys who were like so kpo n butting into our conversation n gave lame suggestions...i bet ar they duno that WE WERE ACTUALLY NOT TOKING TO THEM!!!!CUDN BE BOTHERED WITH THEM...den later wen we were at golden village deciding on wad to do next since mean girls tickets were gonna get sold out...den along came this guy and he like WHAO!!!into my ear...i got A SHOCK OUTA MY LIFE CAN?we were like toking among ourselves den he just popped by n like jus shouted whoa into my ear den i was like really confused why de hell he did that for...i bet he doesnt noe that HE IS REALLY LAME AND HIS VOICE IS REALLY LOUD AND THAT HE CHOSE THE WRONG PERSON TO SHOUT INTO!!!shud haf like chose dionne or sumthing...y me?poor guy man...now me pop's friends are ova at my hse duno doing wad...duno for wad oso..so being de anti social me...i decided not to got out n entertain them...anw, poor momo is already entertaining them..i pity him...dey either like him ot hate him...and usually dey like him so much dat they hate him...poor guy...nvm...gtg now...
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Wednesday, August 04, 2004
i think today was the happiest day i had so far after sch reopened...
today was so farney, although it was lonely recess, rugby was like damn fun cus we were screaming our lungs out and calling each other dummy half...lame name...yupz den thot eia was gonna suck but it didn lor it was like so nice...i like de drummer guy he is so funny and den there was the cahun thingy which was a box that made sounds...interesting...den went for i.t, finally it was over...yay...boo, cus now is the inter-discipline thingy...haha, discipline each other....i dun like it, it sounds and looks boring...so like more n more ppl in my class is obsessed with her...today ar wen we walk past her i thot yen was like used to it n she wud b calm enuf but at that split second when they were jus right beside each other, she PINCHED ME AGAIN!!!!OBSERVE THAT THERE IS AN AGAIN...IN FACT THERE IS ALWAYS AN AGAIN!! not fair okay its totally injustice, she was in the middle den dez was on her right side, den i dunno y she must pinch me and not dezarae and wad doesnt make sense at all is that she is right handed...so why pinch me?!den today at the bustop we played this put-someone-in-the-middle-and-suck-out-all-the-oxygen game...n i was in de middle......dunno how many times lar...i got out but i duno how de hell i got pushed back in again....n wen we were on the bus, dey still did not let me out, so i miss me bustop, kant eat my fav fried rice okay...JANICE, DUN EVEN TRY TO EXCHANGE BAGS WIF ME N ME NOT REALISING IT!!!NEVERRRRRRRRR*SCREAMS at top of lungs*....gtg, heal my pinched wound, sore throat n three ulcers...
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