Monday, January 30, 2006
now,presently,at the moment:stoning in my room
i have realised once agn that i have not blogged for about 25
marshmallow years which equivalent to 5 human years.
I bet none of you all knew that pls.
Worship the great.
me.
Anw, last week was really hectic and everyday of my life
was packed to the brim..
everyday!
ya know what im sayin??
its not like 1 day or like 2 days or like 3 days or 6794873995482 days!
it was e-v-e-r-y-d-a-y!!!!
so i shall start with the day that i can even rmb..
WEDNESDAY:
wednesday was just plain boring and tiring.
we had like double maths lessons agn!!
and the indices was driving me honoberlulu..
i was just plain confused and the teacher was
going so fast like as if she had a sudden insane
urge to pee everytime she asked us to do a qn.
she practically gave us an average of 2 secs to
do each qn.
I was like HELLO!!
2 secs is like not even enough for me to pick up
my pen and calculator hor!!!!!
but it passed kinda quickly..so yup..
then i needed to go and make my i.c..
and my little fankeh friend decided to
accompany me there.
now everyone say:
"ÄWW!THATS SUCH A
FREAKKING NICE THING TO DO FOR
JILLIAN ALTHOUGH SHE TOTALLY DESERVES
IT SINCE SHE IS THE QUEEN OF AFGHANISTAN,
SO I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO DO IT SINCE I AM JUST
A FREEKING FANKEH THAT BLEEDS NOSE EVERY
0.000001 SEC!!!!"
so off we went and we got a cab.
miss tomato was just being a brat and insisting that
she split the cab fare with me although i declined
dao bao.
so she got me agitated and i decided to poke her really
hard in her cheeks..
muahahaha.
and that caused her to burst
and all the seeds within her to spill forth in the cab.
hah.
then i decided to distract with japanese.
since she is like such a straw cum vacuum cleaner
for it(read:sucker)
haha.
so i taughther a few nouns.
like electronic products.
i started with like senpuki:
which means fan
and hikouki:
which means aeroplane
and denki:
which means light..
and not surprisingly,
she didn remember a single one.
its not that i blame her.
a tomato like her, probably has a memory span of like 0.01 kb.
so...
i decided to teach her smth easy..
like..
kopiki:
which means photocopier machine..
u see.
compare the english with the japanese ver.
the difference.
at first i told her to guess what it was,
she guessed like what?
coffee sweet?
EARTH CALLING JANICE!!
does coffee sweet sound like an electronic product to u?!
haha.
so yup..
she managed to rmb that and she got really excited.
then we arrived at our destination.
lo and behold the hell outta the hole.
i lost my beloved,precious,priceless,best in the whole world
HANDPHONE!!!
I WAS DAMN JIDONG.
I STARTED HYPERVENTILATING A LITTLE AND WAS DAMN
SCARED.
THEN THIS SECURITY GUARD WHO JUST WASN'T
SYMPATHETIC OF MY CURRENT SITUATION,
CAME OVER
AND SAID:
"HELLO, NO LOITERING HERE!"
I WAS LIKE.....
WHAT IN THE NAME OF JILLIAN?
SO I WALKED AWAY WITH JANICE AND I DECIDED
TO CHASE AFTER THE CAB.
AND I DID!
THANK GOD.
SERIOUSLY.
I WAS SUPER THANKFUL.
IF I LOST MY HP.
THATS IT.
AS IN THAT IS SOOOO IT..
made my ic and everything.
went to get my new guitar.
janice is my lifesaver forever pls.
if anyone wants to amuse me and janice,
pls buy a baby guitar,wear a rafia string skirt,
poke a withered orchid beside your ear and sing:
"home....home on the ranch...where the deer and the
antelopes play...."
that will just crack me up really bad...
haha.
