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Tuesday, June 20, 2006

THE CHRONICLES OF JAJA
THE CRAZY,THE LAME AND THE INSANE.
(NB:I AM NONE OF THE ABOVE.HEE.)

Written by:Jillian
Starring: Joy.Amandal.Jillian.Annabella

WARNING
THE FOLLOWING STORY IS PURELY FICTIONAL AND SO ARE THE IDIOTIC
CHARACTERS IN IT.THEY DO NOT EXIST IN REALITY AND YOU WILL NEVER EVER FIND THEM WITHIN A DISTANCE OF 121924724metres FROM YOU.BUT IF YOU DO,PLEASE DO NOT HESITATE TO CALL :
1800-I.JUST.SAW.THE.CRAZY.LUNATICS.AND.THEY.ARE.TRYING.TO.RAPE.ME.NOW.
THANK YOU.PLEASE ENJOY THE FOLLOWING WITH A PINCH OF PEPPER.

okok.
The reason why there even is a story is because, today is Joy's birthday.
20.06.2006
Nice date right?
But mine nicer.hah.
so...amandal and i decided to come up with a sinister plan
that is more evil than shaving your grandfather's armpits while he is sleeping.
haha.


the stressful planners thinking of a brilliant plan.(day before)
look at anna la.
like machiam acting in dawn of the dead can.
and im just suicidal,
cos im like plucking out the little bits of whats left of my hair.
and amandal is just being herself la.
pout and pout and pout.
can see double chin already la.
so..after a long discussion,
we finally came to a conclusion!!
HAPPINESS!:)

the planners.totally exhausted.

haha.
now you know how amandal sleeps.
HER MOUTH inside can like keep how many lizard eggs la.
poor anna's shirt must go disinfect already.

so we woke up and proceeded to our
first choice location-Cathay!!

2 country pumpkins.so excited sia.



anna and amandal like nvr see shopping centre b4.
haha.
but after awhile..
we realised that cathay was not fun at all and we
decided to find another better place.
so we agreed to go to the new cathay bldg
and check it out..since we've nvr been there b4.
and we had to take a cab there because joy was abt to reach.
so this is what you get when u're bored.
i am paul 3hill.

haha.
i really wanted to ignore them.
but i couldn't.
and i bet you with one strand of my BLACK hair,
(that's a high stake mind you)
that the taxi driver almost puked out his lunch.
he must have thought...
"wah!!this yr 7th month start early sia!!"
haha..
and with a cab fare of $3.20,
we arrived!
Liberation for meeee..
happiness.
:)

go up escalator only whaatt...haiyo leh u.

you mean one looks very glam when
they ride up a escalator meh?
anw,anna was jabbing me with her butt,
hoping that i would fall backwards and die.
all for the greater good that amandal
would stop smiling to the camera.
because there would be no cameraman in the
first place..
muahahaha.
so..after looking around..
we found a ben's & jerry's there.
happiness.

this is the world's most beyootiful place.

so after we pakat with the scoopy girl inside,
(which i must mention was very nice and good-looking.hee.)
to help us with our surprise act,
(which involves oscar-winning acting skills)
we left our presents for Joy there.
so we can like pretend that we forgot
to buy a present for her.
*cackles
and we ordered a 6 scoop dunno-what
kind of jumbo ice cream platter,
as a birthday cakiee.
and we chiong-ded back to PS,
where Joy was waiting.
because we, or rather i, was suppose to meet her at 1pm,
and it was 12.59pm when i left.
and little joy wasn't happy at all.
cos apparently she sat on the mrt floor,
in her not-very-long skirt while waiting for me.
see.told you she was angry lor..

oh..just in case you were wondering,
amandal and anna purposely went the other way,
to create the impression that we just met up.
then i still must pretend to ask amandal where she
was when i knew darn well where she was la.
haha.
damn,we're good.
so off we went to swensen's.
and we treat Joy ok.


damn,she's one lucky kid.

so we ordered like 2 set meals,
one fish and the other chicken..
and we shared the food.
and u know what,
i was freaking hungry after trng,
but i had to act like as if i did not have appetite.
wahlau.
i almost wanted to box myself
for thinking of such a stupid idea la.
so i like gritted my teeth,while acting sick,
and faked joy that i did not want to eat.
BUT,ACTUALY..I WAS STARVING ON THE INSIDE.
i was sure my oesophagus was scolding me the eff word la.
*whines..


whoa,look whose face is occupying HALF the pic la.

oh..
and after we ate..
we were super bored.
you cannot possibly imagine how bored we were,
until you see the following pics.
haha.
hey,i for one wasn't pretending ok.poor stomach.

haha.
and just in case you were thinking
why the hell was there like a mini light sabre
in front of us right,
its not ok.
it is just a damnnit dey blue straw that
reflected alot of the flashlight.
haha.
lucky i was the cameraman.

stupid amandal didn't know how to do that action la.
and anna and joy had to wait for so long
for her to figure it out.
just look at Joy's tortured expression man.
BLOT PPL,BLOT!

HAHA.
this was done while we were waiting for our dessert,
which was ice cream.
kana sai la.
the 3 of us shot each other looks that screamed:
HUH?!SO MUCH ICE CREAM IN ONE DAY AR?!!


ahh..reach tongue..REACH!

i tell you ar..
there is smth seriously wrong with amandal's
facial expressions..
they always like dun match the feeling of the photo one la.
she is like dunno doing what pls.
like holding the ice cream and shitting at the same time.


they are gila monsters i tell you.

haha.
i was like joking with amandal abt stuffing the
tissue up her nose la.
then she took me for real and there you have it.
she owned all the waitresses la.
they like all tio shock man.
and after that right,
anna can still exclaim:
WAHLAU,WHO SHREDDED MY TISSUE?!
i almost died of laughing man.
haha.

to all the folks who are reading this,
this is only a white strand of hair on my head.
there's more to come,
the series is continued at:
http://photobooth-.blogspot.com
where the chronicles of jaja(part 2) continues.

enjoy:)







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Monday, June 12, 2006

okok.
i realised that my obs thinger is so old school..
so i shant bother to continue la..
would not make sense anw.

so i shall blog abt my favourite...
RMUN(raffles model united nations) Conference.
ok,actually i was super apprehensive abt this thinger.
cos the brainies and smarties are just gonna scare
the wits out of me with their sky high intellect.
WHICH THEY DID.

but,
THEY ARE ALL REALLY NICE PPL!
jus that they have much more grey matter.
than normal ppl.
trust me,MUCH MORE.

first day:

since it was the first time i joined rmun,
i was super lost and i hardly prepared.
cos i didn even know what i had to do.
but i went for it and basically,
we just had to go up to a podium in front of many other ppl,
and just debate abt issues.
mine being the middle east conflict.
so, i was super reluctant to speak,
cos i had nth to say.
literally.
firstly was because i did not know what the hell i shld say..
and secondly, the ctry i am representing.
is basically screwed la k.
the only thing we can boast of would be
our supply of coffee beans.
ya, i am so sure the PLO wants my coffee beans.
haha.
so i basically sat down and took down alot of notes,
on what the other delegates said.
until i got really restless..
becos i took down the notes for no particular reason.
i guess old habits die hard.
and because the delegate beside me,
from Zimbabwe asked for foolscap.
haha.
he is such a joker man.
he kept distracting me when his dammnit pen,
kept on rolling off his desk and onto the floor..
and he cant keep it still.
so i tried really hard to ctrl myself from laughing.
cos i had to look serious and all.
so ppl just continued talking..
and the other delegate beside me,
from USSR.
he suddenly passed a water bottle to the courier.
and i was like wth is going on man.
i thot those couriers were just little pigeons who
helped to deliver mail from one delegate to another.
oh,just so u know.
we are not allowed to talk to anyone,not even if they are just beside u.
sp u have to write ur msg on a note and pass it to the "little pigeons",
who would deliver them for u.
smth like PIG from harry potter.
haha.

so i was like trying to figure out what the USSR guy was doing,
and i realised tht he wanted to pass water to the Zimbabwe guy.
wahlau.
and the courier was like, Zimbabwe got no water ar?
and i alomost died from ctrling my laughter.

and they are just basically damn funny la.
oh...and when we finished our problem,
we had an impromptu one.
philipines experienced an earthquake.
so we are suppose to give a speech on how we would help.
and guess what my favourite joker of a friend said,
he said that Z was a ctry that is very experienced in experiencing
earthquakes, therefore they would help by giving...
TIPS AND INSIGHTS NO HOW TO DEAL WITH THEM.
i was like..omg..
haha.
i thought giving 800kg of coffee beans was lame enough.
but the other USSR guy just had to outdo him.
he wanted to say that he would lighten up the mood of the quake victims,
and send in troops of traditional russian belly dancers to perform for them.
wahpiang..
i totally got owned pls.
haha.
and after that day..i realised..
USSR guy's name is fabian
and Zimbabwe guy's name is yongjie.

2nd day kinda sucked.
cos we spend the whole day solving a crisis situation.
and the 2 Zim delegates beside me..
yongjie and glenn were like cracking me up.
cos yongjie just looked so bored that he wanted to cry,
and glenn was like playing with his ctry's signboard with his teeth la.
haha.
and i was super distracted.
and then glenn wanted to pee,
but he didnt dare to openly ask for a point of personal privilege,
so he like wrote a note to the chair.
like wth..
the chair looked so -.-"
when he read the note
haha.

so i was basically exttremely amused throughout 'the whole thing la.'
and fabian like called me unladylike just cos i stretched la.
whats so unladylike abt stretching?
i still dunno.
haha.

3rd day.
somalia got nuked to death.
happiness.
haha.
they agreed to it..so i guess they are at fault too..
erm...
director of MEC told me that
hwa chong and paya lebar a bit far ar..
i still dun understand what he said that for la.
but i guess its nth..
so it was time for fashion parade!!
yay!
haha.
the funniest ones were like,
afghan,china,usa,JORDAN AND USSR.
AHAHAHA.
rasputin,rasputin, russia's greatest love machine.
haha.
ok..then after that we prepared for footloose.
the dinner and dance.
and i looked like a clown...
and it wasn't really as great as i hoped for it to be..
so i basically sat down most of the time and danced my
corny retro dance occasionally.
haha.
but the fact that a guy stripped while doing a pole dance made my day la.
wah.
his bod was h to the ot pls.
*fans myself crazily.
i was like thisssss close to drooling.
he had like not 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5.
HE HAD 6 FREKKING PACS OKAY!
SO DEFINED.
OMG.
SUPER EYE CANDY.
haha.
thats abt it la.
will put more up if i rmb.
haha.

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