Monday, July 31, 2006
10 RANDOM THINGS I FEEL LIKE ACCOMPLISHING
1.MARRY JOHNNY DEPP AND EVERY OTHER HOT CELEB
THAT WEARS EYELINER...AND HAS DEEP SET EYES(AHAHA.
SUANN LIKES GUYS WITH DEEP SET EYES TOO..LIKE CHEN
WEI LIAN OR SMTH.AHAHA)
2.WATCH KOREAN DRAMA AND LEARN HOW TO GROW
BABY KIMCHI IN MY BACKYARD AND TRY TO ERASE THE 38TH
PARALLEL BY DANCING AROUND IT.LIKE WTV MAN.
3.TAKE PART IN AMAZING RACE WITH DIONNE, AND NOT AS A
STATION MASTER LEST I GET MISTAKEN FOR A FREAKING
BEGGAR AGAIN!(BY A KID!ARGGHH)
4.GET 6 PECS SO THAT I CAN STARE AT THEM ALL DAY LONG.
5.MASTER THE ART OF CHI-ING AND TIAK-ING PEOPLE TO
THE CRUELEST AND MOST PAINFUL EXTENT...MUAHAHA
6.LEARN HOW TO SCOLD PEOPLE IN JAP?OK..THATS SO WRONG..
7.HELP CANDICE HO FIGURE A REMEDY TO CURE HER PERSISTENT
ITCH DURING TRNGS..SO THAT SHE WILL STOP RUBBING HER BACK
AGAINST THE WALL AND MAKE HER POOR JUNIOR SLAP HER
SWEATY BACK..AND PREVENT HER FROM GETTING ERM..AROUSED?
8.ERM...MARRY MY CLASS GF(DEVI) AND MY QIN AI DE AND MY LAO BENG
OF A HUSBAND...(YA..ITS JANICE..DUN PITY ME..OKOK..KIDDING.)
9.ADD AT LEAST 100 MORE COLD JOKES TO MY COMPILATION..THEY ARE
GETTING RATHER STALE..AND I DO NOT WANT TO RESORT TO A PATHETICEXTENT OF TELLING THE SAME OLD RABBIT ON A ROLLERCOASTER JOKE
TO EVERY PASSER-BY THAT COMES MY WAY.(READ:HOESHUMIN)
10.THINK OF A LAST RANDOM ACCOMPLISHMENT I WANNA ACHIEVE:)
you know i didn't mean to.right?
Sunday, July 23, 2006
okok..i suddenly have alot of inspirations to blog.
must be because i prayed to the star god and drank star tailsman
from the star temple on starry road!!
(read dionne's blog if ur head is in a whirl of stars)
hah.
i own stars too lor dionne!
so so..i shall first blog abt me family,
i hardly blog about them..
so i shall make an exception..
MY FATHERmy dad is the ultimate ownage.his name is mr john goh-i-can't-be-bothered-to-pick-up-the
-phone-although-its-right-beside-me-and-i-must-make-my-busy-
like-hell-daughters-pick-it-up say hock....
and recently,
he has been doing many things,
that he should not be doing(AT SUCH AN AGE),
since he is closing in on the BIG
HALF A CENTURY YEARS OLD THING.
yea..
firstly,
it was my elder sister's b'day on the 1oth of july,
so we went for dinner at a restaurant,
and my dad started to indulge in petty squibbles
with my mum on who should pay for dinner.
thats because they previously made a stupid bet
on who is gonna win the WC,
and unfortunately,
my dad won..
so my cheapskate like hell dad wants my mum to
pay for the dinner...
so childish..
he is suppose to be gentlemanly la..
but in the end he paid la..
then, after we went home,
we had to cut cake and all,
and as usual, i sang the loudest,
like OBSCENELY loud kinda thing,
if not my sis will be so sad..
cos my parents whole day refuse to sing loudly,
and my dad just enjoys ordering me to sing the
birthday song in every possible language that he
thinksi know...
like hokkien...
i barely can speak hokkien la..
and he thinks i know..
that time, i thought my dad's hokkien name was
some kind of animal pls..
i almost fainted when i found out that it was his hokkien name!
so while everything was going on just fine,
my dad commented that i should work as a birthday song
singer after my o levels.
like what a suggestion man.
yea,
i am sure all dads in this world want their daughters
to be birthday song singers..
i mean,
i doubt there is even such an occupation in existent pls.
and not enough,
still must earn enough money to buy him a bungalow in
BUKIT TIMAH.
he work too much already la ya..
you think what ar..
one day so many ppl birthday meh..
crazy..
and..
he is like trying to be flexible and all...
anyhow do yoga at home..
he doesnt even go for lessons,
and he is trying out those inhumane and
physically daunting moves and stance.
i was like:
PA!STOP IT LA..DON'T ACT CAN LA,
YOUR POT BELLY IS IN THE WAY LA pls,
AND U ARE BLOCKING THE TEEVEEE!!
so he became very sad..
and went to do pushups..
haha.
he was suppose to give me a 6 pecs after
2 months..
so i would stop fantasising over beckham's one.
yea...
i am sure thats possible.
this part is the funniest..
last monday,
i was studying,
and i hear an extremely gross laughter from
my mum's room..
and of cos it was my mum laughing like crap
while watching desperate hsewives...
so i stayed to watch abit too..
and there was this scene abt eva and her
husband hiring a surrogate mum and all..
and my mum was like explaining to be abt
the t.t babies and stuff..
like i know all of it in-depth since sec 2..
so i was like just nodding my head..
then suddenly when my mum said:
"you manually inject the sperms..."
and suddenly,
my dad,who was in the kitchen,
barged into the room like a looney,
and said:
"why are you all talking about sperms?!"
wah...i almost fainted.
i got a huge shock..
and i laughed like free(+free gifts sumore)..
he had this violated yet indignant expression on his face..
funny man..
super over-reacting syndrome la he...
in line with dionne's post,
i also wrote a msg to dionne when
i was like 10..
i said smth like this:
"thanks for always comforting me when i HAVE NO
NEOPOINTS!!(AHAHAHA)AND CAN YOU PLEASE STOP
CALLING ME POLARCHUCK?(TYPE OF NEOPET PET)
HAHA.
me and dionne were crazy over np when we were younger..
yes, you're out,cos in the first place,no one was ever in it.
Saturday, July 08, 2006
i am sorry,
but they just had to evoke the lit monster in me.
i dun wanna do this man...
but...
a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
as the clock ticks the time away
and you look forward to a wondeful day
there are many things you'd wish to say
or maybe even a time to play
you're oblivious that she's keeping you at bay
and deep in the crevaeses of your heart lays
a hope that her heart would somehow sway.
when things start riding on the highway,
and you think that you're almost there,
the long songs proves to be a hopeful ray,
of love and maybe a little care.
but use your head
and not your heart, for once
it could be wrong.
think twice before you lay your chips
on the bet you'd think is yours, to keep
in hand is one
while in the heart is another.
if that's the way you want it,
then you've got it.
