Wednesday, December 20, 2006
hah.
i know i am like how many weeks behind church camp.
but nvm.
i can still blog.
im sure everyone knows i am one of the laggiest bloggers in the world.
but not bad la.
3 weeks only mah..
day 2:
crap.
what happened on day 2...
oh yea...
sentosaaaaa to the mentosaaaa...
early in the morning woke up early
with anna to write encouragement cards.
but we like snoozed our phones 39471 times
before we really woke up.
and when we woke up,
we realised we like move a few metres away from everyone
haha.
and then had to wake amandal-i-am-so-lazy-and-i-am-the-president-of-the-tired.hungry club
guy.
it is impossible to wake her up.
really impossible.
i went up to her and i shook her with all my might.
she didnt even twitch.
not at all.
si mei you de.
then i like blew air into her ear,
tickle her and she didnt budge la.
then we started saying stupid things like:
"Aye amandal! (insert unmentionable hot guy's name here) is here!faster wake up!"
then she twitched a little.
ahahaha.
see.
the power of guys.
ahaha.
then someone said like her brother is crying or something.
like wth.
haha.
but she finally woke up la huh.
then we had devotion,
then SENTOSAAAA!
on the bus i taught anna the long forgotten
zhi ma wawa game.
haha.
it is super addictive la.
but i think everyone eanted to kill us.
cos the chant for that game is seriously pretty annoying.
some ppl shot us murderous looks.
when we reached sentosa,
stupid yunam hair care guy aka jared snatched kangming away
from us.
super gay please.
then while waiting for the game,
we played yi mao qian game.
haha
anna's expression when she gets the coin is funny like bao.
she will scrunch it up and um chio at the same time
super comical
haha
and everyyone knows she has it.
aha.
then kangming sat beside.
wah.
super irritating.
i pass the coin to his hand and he will pass it back to me.
and when i persistently pass it back and he will do the same.
so the coin is always with me.
stupid guy.
first stop was the banana thinger.
hah.
i sat on hernshung's shoulders.
i think he grew a little shorter.
i just kept screaming cos i mean...
i...
ok la...
i always scream..
so whatever.
then we went to tanjong beach.
cos apparently its tan's and john's fave beach.
aha.
then went to the pass the message thinger and human word board thing.
pass the message was just bad,
cos old mr hernshung is like hard of hearing and
he cant differentiate between fresh,fish and fried.
so me and anna were like rotting there until the
evil nemesis(some little boy) came behind us and demanded
to cross the bridge,
irritant i tell u.
oh yes,
my fav part was the luge and skyride.
super fun.
but after that expereience,
i have arrived to a conclusion that
i will never get to drive a moving vehicle.
i was like in front before the drive started.
then havent 5 secs,
my whole grp overtook me.
wahlau.
super demoralising la.
and my grp i was one of the oldest can.
just imagine the ahma-like speed i was going at.
its e to the m to the barassing la.
but i can definitely be the ambassador for safety driving.
i was so slow that there was no way that i would collide into anything.
not even an ant that is crossing my path lor.
see.
and kangming just sped down.
i bet he like flew out of his luge and broke his skull but pretended nothing happen lor.
but the skyride was just nasty.
it like goes dang high
and makes u feel super insecure cos ur like barely enclosed.
so obviously i screamed alot.
and kangming ad hernshung was just having a blast looking
at me suffer mentally from behind.
kangming act calm only lor.
i bet he was super worried that the chair would tilt to one side
cos of hernshung.
act only.
act.
war game was just bad.
poor kangming got thrown into the sea.
super unglam la
looked like a rugby match.
haha.
and according to him,
he says that there is no point in resisting.
but i dun agree.
haha.
then ppl kept attacking us.
so evil.
then later some drama happened.
haiz..
but all was good.
thank the camp peeps alot for their prayers.
God does work wonders!
-
Sunday, December 10, 2006
the day my life changed.
this year's church camp was a really different one for me.
different in both the spiritual and physical sense i must say.
super happy that almost all i invited turned up and i really believed
that our friendship went up a few thousand notches as the days passed.
i was the leader of simeon and i was a little apprehensive.
because i was used to being part of a group,
but not the leader.
so i doubted myself alot.
but xinnie really encouraged me with her presence and i felt much
more comfortable.
i love my group cause there are like so many different people in it.
me: super loud and screamy
anna: ditto me
xinnie: born joker and funny
bryan: mr muo muo but super sporting
hannah:the girl whose smile melts my heart
inez: the fit and pro tracker
clarice: owns games and miss muo muo
yaxin:very sociable and participative
hernshung: huge and smiley
tim: super blur sia
thats about all of them.
first day:
i was like super scared about the groupings and during the
animal game, i was like busy looking for my grp members.
i found them and boy was i happy.
i liked the first game, it really bonded them.
anna was blind-folded but she could brush xinnie's mouth
like how she could brush her own mouth leh.
i was like momentararily stunned.
then bryan had to feed anna a banana and he just luan luan lai.
anyhow jab and poke.
poke her cheeek,
poke the air beside her cheek,
until one final poke he zun zun poke right
into her mouth.
haha.
super funny.
then she happily ate the banana lor.
i was the "mouth"in that game.
super apt please.
i just kept screaming, as usual.
then we made our flag.
it was really super super nice.
because we had xinnie in our grp.
jc art student.
whee.
but we did not win best flag la.
what a joke lor.
:(
then we went to the park for station games.
that day was super funny cause i paired up with anna
to play my classic tapping game.
main targets were jared and bryan.
haha.
thats because they were the slowest and blurest one.
which implies that they were probably the only ones that
would fall for our (pathetic) trick.
and bryan did.
throughout the whole camp,
he only got 2 out of 13 taps right.
haha.
you should see his pek chek face when he gets the answer wrong.
super funny.
the melt-the-ice game was fun.
super cold pls.
i was like trying to recall my physics knowledge about ice and their
melting point.
so i was like just putting alot of pressure.
but we still lost.
super sad sia.
then we did the untangling hand game.
we managed to undo ourselves.
3 cheers for simeon.
then we went for the human foosball game.
that was ownage pls.
my feet are super uselss ok.
super duper.
and i was the defender with anna.
we all racket sport one.
only the hand useful what.
so when the ball came we just screamed with all our heart.
and then mark, the opponent striker(the love of amandal's life)
like pwer-kicked 2 shots
right in front of me.
so i just screamed and closed my eyes
and the ball whammed into my leg, and back in front of mark's legs.
and just fyi, mark is in acsb soccer team.
so the impact aint pretty.
and then i screamed:
"please la mark, not again, please please, very pain!"
then i think he muttered a sorry la and just whammed the
second shot right onto the same spot.
then this time it was so painful that i crumbled onto the floor.haha.
everyone was just gloating at my misfortune la.
haha.
but it was fun.
and i declare that the lower sec guys in my church are super good
at football.
2 in school team sumore.
see them play ar...
tio stunned.
then we played the car wash and i like slide right
into the pile of mud la.
super gross.
then some guys took out their shirt to absorb the soapy water.
wah.
my eyes had a feast i tell u.
ok, not in all cases.
but most.
yen lin was super jealous la.
haha.
then we did the relay game.
must do 1o jumping j,spin around 10 times.
eat a polo sweet in the midst of a pail of live fishes.
haha.
amandal's weak point is really spinning leh.
she spun finish 10 rounds and the moment she walked,
she got thrown off her feet and landed right in the midst of
anna's path and just layed there.
super funny.
then we played dog and bone.
i suck super badly at that game.
and our grp won lor.
champion sia.
got a box of rochers:)
sermon was great.
learned loads about faith and the key factor of it.
night game: dead man's walking.
i then realised that i am super dependent on my eyes.
cannot live wo it.
the live toad squishing was just bad.
and i like literally squeezed it with all my guts.
and i felt super bad after that.
cause it got injured or smth.
day 1 was over and amandal rolled on charms while she slept.
violent sleeper number 1.
haha.
day 2 coming up...
-
Sunday, December 03, 2006
blogging to the fogging.
friday.
studied for my jlpt,
and talking about that,
i think i cannot make it la.
during chyoukai( listening) i was like day dreaming
and shading my registration number until
there is like an emboss or smth.
and then bunpou( grammar) was a killer too.
i am a goner.
and now, jlpt stands for Jillian Lacks Proper Training-in-japanese.
back to friday,
then the t.t and nb girls went to support the badmint girls for cheers.
on the bus,
i was trying to do a duet with candice for a pokemon video.
the team rocket part,
i was suppose to be jesse and lauyuting james,
BUT NO!!!
stupid lauyuting was experiencing like fits or smth
and could not stop laughing.
i tried to let her do the jesse part but also cannot make it.
james also cannot.
but in the idea after much violent persuasion,
i succeeded.
ask su ann to let you see.
must take note of the: "jesse, james" part.
cool sia la.
errr, in case you are still wondering,
candice played the role of Meowth.
i mean just look at her.
haha.
reached the hall, super grand.
rekindled my love for raffs' cheer.
it owns la seriously.
although badmint girls lost,
but i still think they played well lor.
hah.
the point is that i further confirmed that
me and dory have the same radar chart for guys.
haha.
Mr. Taipei was cute please,
abit flabby,
but seriously delectable.
then the linesman for the doubles match really made my day.
i mean,
he shouts,:"OUT!!!!!!"
like there is no tomorrow.
really, mei you ming tian.
like he literally hollers/bellows it pls.
everyone in the hall got a shock la..
he wears huginormous clown shoes and sky high
black socks.
really.
saturday.
morning went for guit.
then went to forum.
in the car,
candice was getting all aroused at the mere mention
of pokemon and started molesting suann like she always does.
but lucky i was spared,so yea.
then at forum.
the most embarrassing day of my life.
jan,can and ann
(ahhahahah..i can rhymeeeeee.)
were playing with the cursed styrofoam swords
which i could not figure out what was so attractive about it.
then they were playing, fighting with it and a huge
group of jap guys walked into the store.
wah.
si ke ai de.
as candice would say it:
"kawaiiiiii nehhhhhhxxxx!!"
then this jap guy came to us and held the sword
out in front of us and bowed the classic 90 degree bow.
wah.
tio shock.
the 4 of us just stared at him in shock,
then he sensed no response and just quietly walked away.
wah.
si hao kan de.
haha.
then later he said bye bye to us at the exit.
but the embarrassment doesnt end like that.
we were sitting at the corner,
looking like beggars and another grp of jap guys
walked past us and stared at us in disgust/disbelief/pertubed faces la.
cause we were playing with the toy devil pitchforks mah.
so ya lor.
then when we left,
suann was doing her monsterous feeding session
and she looked really monstrous ok,and another
group of jap guys walked passed her and stared.
many many other similar incidents la huh.
jia chou bu ke wai yang la hor.
went for trng.
many ball trng really absorbs every single bit of my energy.
the ntu girl plays like whoa.
really la.wrong council.nvm, i have another shot next year.wish me luck.
-
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
hah.
i know i am like how many weeks behind church camp.
but nvm.
i can still blog.
im sure everyone knows i am one of the laggiest bloggers in the world.
but not bad la.
3 weeks only mah..
day 2:
crap.
what happened on day 2...
oh yea...
sentosaaaaa to the mentosaaaa...
early in the morning woke up early
with anna to write encouragement cards.
but we like snoozed our phones 39471 times
before we really woke up.
and when we woke up,
we realised we like move a few metres away from everyone
haha.
and then had to wake amandal-i-am-so-lazy-and-i-am-the-president-of-the-tired.hungry club
guy.
it is impossible to wake her up.
really impossible.
i went up to her and i shook her with all my might.
she didnt even twitch.
not at all.
si mei you de.
then i like blew air into her ear,
tickle her and she didnt budge la.
then we started saying stupid things like:
"Aye amandal! (insert unmentionable hot guy's name here) is here!faster wake up!"
then she twitched a little.
ahahaha.
see.
the power of guys.
ahaha.
then someone said like her brother is crying or something.
like wth.
haha.
but she finally woke up la huh.
then we had devotion,
then SENTOSAAAA!
on the bus i taught anna the long forgotten
zhi ma wawa game.
haha.
it is super addictive la.
but i think everyone eanted to kill us.
cos the chant for that game is seriously pretty annoying.
some ppl shot us murderous looks.
when we reached sentosa,
stupid yunam hair care guy aka jared snatched kangming away
from us.
super gay please.
then while waiting for the game,
we played yi mao qian game.
haha
anna's expression when she gets the coin is funny like bao.
she will scrunch it up and um chio at the same time
super comical
haha
and everyyone knows she has it.
aha.
then kangming sat beside.
wah.
super irritating.
i pass the coin to his hand and he will pass it back to me.
and when i persistently pass it back and he will do the same.
so the coin is always with me.
stupid guy.
first stop was the banana thinger.
hah.
i sat on hernshung's shoulders.
i think he grew a little shorter.
i just kept screaming cos i mean...
i...
ok la...
i always scream..
so whatever.
then we went to tanjong beach.
cos apparently its tan's and john's fave beach.
aha.
then went to the pass the message thinger and human word board thing.
pass the message was just bad,
cos old mr hernshung is like hard of hearing and
he cant differentiate between fresh,fish and fried.
so me and anna were like rotting there until the
evil nemesis(some little boy) came behind us and demanded
to cross the bridge,
irritant i tell u.
oh yes,
my fav part was the luge and skyride.
super fun.
but after that expereience,
i have arrived to a conclusion that
i will never get to drive a moving vehicle.
i was like in front before the drive started.
then havent 5 secs,
my whole grp overtook me.
wahlau.
super demoralising la.
and my grp i was one of the oldest can.
just imagine the ahma-like speed i was going at.
its e to the m to the barassing la.
but i can definitely be the ambassador for safety driving.
i was so slow that there was no way that i would collide into anything.
not even an ant that is crossing my path lor.
see.
and kangming just sped down.
i bet he like flew out of his luge and broke his skull but pretended nothing happen lor.
but the skyride was just nasty.
it like goes dang high
and makes u feel super insecure cos ur like barely enclosed.
so obviously i screamed alot.
and kangming ad hernshung was just having a blast looking
at me suffer mentally from behind.
kangming act calm only lor.
i bet he was super worried that the chair would tilt to one side
cos of hernshung.
act only.
act.
war game was just bad.
poor kangming got thrown into the sea.
super unglam la
looked like a rugby match.
haha.
and according to him,
he says that there is no point in resisting.
but i dun agree.
haha.
then ppl kept attacking us.
so evil.
then later some drama happened.
haiz..
but all was good.
thank the camp peeps alot for their prayers.
God does work wonders!
-
Sunday, December 10, 2006
the day my life changed.
this year's church camp was a really different one for me.
different in both the spiritual and physical sense i must say.
super happy that almost all i invited turned up and i really believed
that our friendship went up a few thousand notches as the days passed.
i was the leader of simeon and i was a little apprehensive.
because i was used to being part of a group,
but not the leader.
so i doubted myself alot.
but xinnie really encouraged me with her presence and i felt much
more comfortable.
i love my group cause there are like so many different people in it.
me: super loud and screamy
anna: ditto me
xinnie: born joker and funny
bryan: mr muo muo but super sporting
hannah:the girl whose smile melts my heart
inez: the fit and pro tracker
clarice: owns games and miss muo muo
yaxin:very sociable and participative
hernshung: huge and smiley
tim: super blur sia
thats about all of them.
first day:
i was like super scared about the groupings and during the
animal game, i was like busy looking for my grp members.
i found them and boy was i happy.
i liked the first game, it really bonded them.
anna was blind-folded but she could brush xinnie's mouth
like how she could brush her own mouth leh.
i was like momentararily stunned.
then bryan had to feed anna a banana and he just luan luan lai.
anyhow jab and poke.
poke her cheeek,
poke the air beside her cheek,
until one final poke he zun zun poke right
into her mouth.
haha.
super funny.
then she happily ate the banana lor.
i was the "mouth"in that game.
super apt please.
i just kept screaming, as usual.
then we made our flag.
it was really super super nice.
because we had xinnie in our grp.
jc art student.
whee.
but we did not win best flag la.
what a joke lor.
:(
then we went to the park for station games.
that day was super funny cause i paired up with anna
to play my classic tapping game.
main targets were jared and bryan.
haha.
thats because they were the slowest and blurest one.
which implies that they were probably the only ones that
would fall for our (pathetic) trick.
and bryan did.
throughout the whole camp,
he only got 2 out of 13 taps right.
haha.
you should see his pek chek face when he gets the answer wrong.
super funny.
the melt-the-ice game was fun.
super cold pls.
i was like trying to recall my physics knowledge about ice and their
melting point.
so i was like just putting alot of pressure.
but we still lost.
super sad sia.
then we did the untangling hand game.
we managed to undo ourselves.
3 cheers for simeon.
then we went for the human foosball game.
that was ownage pls.
my feet are super uselss ok.
super duper.
and i was the defender with anna.
we all racket sport one.
only the hand useful what.
so when the ball came we just screamed with all our heart.
and then mark, the opponent striker(the love of amandal's life)
like pwer-kicked 2 shots
right in front of me.
so i just screamed and closed my eyes
and the ball whammed into my leg, and back in front of mark's legs.
and just fyi, mark is in acsb soccer team.
so the impact aint pretty.
and then i screamed:
"please la mark, not again, please please, very pain!"
then i think he muttered a sorry la and just whammed the
second shot right onto the same spot.
then this time it was so painful that i crumbled onto the floor.haha.
everyone was just gloating at my misfortune la.
haha.
but it was fun.
and i declare that the lower sec guys in my church are super good
at football.
2 in school team sumore.
see them play ar...
tio stunned.
then we played the car wash and i like slide right
into the pile of mud la.
super gross.
then some guys took out their shirt to absorb the soapy water.
wah.
my eyes had a feast i tell u.
ok, not in all cases.
but most.
yen lin was super jealous la.
haha.
then we did the relay game.
must do 1o jumping j,spin around 10 times.
eat a polo sweet in the midst of a pail of live fishes.
haha.
amandal's weak point is really spinning leh.
she spun finish 10 rounds and the moment she walked,
she got thrown off her feet and landed right in the midst of
anna's path and just layed there.
super funny.
then we played dog and bone.
i suck super badly at that game.
and our grp won lor.
champion sia.
got a box of rochers:)
sermon was great.
learned loads about faith and the key factor of it.
night game: dead man's walking.
i then realised that i am super dependent on my eyes.
cannot live wo it.
the live toad squishing was just bad.
and i like literally squeezed it with all my guts.
and i felt super bad after that.
cause it got injured or smth.
day 1 was over and amandal rolled on charms while she slept.
violent sleeper number 1.
haha.
day 2 coming up...
-
Sunday, December 03, 2006
blogging to the fogging.
friday.
studied for my jlpt,
and talking about that,
i think i cannot make it la.
during chyoukai( listening) i was like day dreaming
and shading my registration number until
there is like an emboss or smth.
and then bunpou( grammar) was a killer too.
i am a goner.
and now, jlpt stands for Jillian Lacks Proper Training-in-japanese.
back to friday,
then the t.t and nb girls went to support the badmint girls for cheers.
on the bus,
i was trying to do a duet with candice for a pokemon video.
the team rocket part,
i was suppose to be jesse and lauyuting james,
BUT NO!!!
stupid lauyuting was experiencing like fits or smth
and could not stop laughing.
i tried to let her do the jesse part but also cannot make it.
james also cannot.
but in the idea after much violent persuasion,
i succeeded.
ask su ann to let you see.
must take note of the: "jesse, james" part.
cool sia la.
errr, in case you are still wondering,
candice played the role of Meowth.
i mean just look at her.
haha.
reached the hall, super grand.
rekindled my love for raffs' cheer.
it owns la seriously.
although badmint girls lost,
but i still think they played well lor.
hah.
the point is that i further confirmed that
me and dory have the same radar chart for guys.
haha.
Mr. Taipei was cute please,
abit flabby,
but seriously delectable.
then the linesman for the doubles match really made my day.
i mean,
he shouts,:"OUT!!!!!!"
like there is no tomorrow.
really, mei you ming tian.
like he literally hollers/bellows it pls.
everyone in the hall got a shock la..
he wears huginormous clown shoes and sky high
black socks.
really.
saturday.
morning went for guit.
then went to forum.
in the car,
candice was getting all aroused at the mere mention
of pokemon and started molesting suann like she always does.
but lucky i was spared,so yea.
then at forum.
the most embarrassing day of my life.
jan,can and ann
(ahhahahah..i can rhymeeeeee.)
were playing with the cursed styrofoam swords
which i could not figure out what was so attractive about it.
then they were playing, fighting with it and a huge
group of jap guys walked into the store.
wah.
si ke ai de.
as candice would say it:
"kawaiiiiii nehhhhhhxxxx!!"
then this jap guy came to us and held the sword
out in front of us and bowed the classic 90 degree bow.
wah.
tio shock.
the 4 of us just stared at him in shock,
then he sensed no response and just quietly walked away.
wah.
si hao kan de.
haha.
then later he said bye bye to us at the exit.
but the embarrassment doesnt end like that.
we were sitting at the corner,
looking like beggars and another grp of jap guys
walked past us and stared at us in disgust/disbelief/pertubed faces la.
cause we were playing with the toy devil pitchforks mah.
so ya lor.
then when we left,
suann was doing her monsterous feeding session
and she looked really monstrous ok,and another
group of jap guys walked passed her and stared.
many many other similar incidents la huh.
jia chou bu ke wai yang la hor.
went for trng.
many ball trng really absorbs every single bit of my energy.
the ntu girl plays like whoa.
really la.wrong council.nvm, i have another shot next year.wish me luck.
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